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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 15

Jul 15, 2016 10:00 PM

Harry Wombat

Let's make a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY OPERATING AGREEMENT together. (Presume it's a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY in DELAWARE) What ARTICLES would you create? (Shutting up for a while and i hope this thread goes viral).

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Pete Daoust

:/ Art.1 Every officers, administrators, employees, agents, directors will take an oath of office that they will ALWAYS work in the best interest of the corp. And will never reveal informations regarding the corp. to anyone. Subject to a $200k fine. :P

Pete Daoust

The corp's informations needs the BEST protection possible. I have an oath of office with SFC Inc, and man do I am fucking cooked when questions arise from strangers :/ ....I just can't answer them, I wish I could but I can't :(

Pete Daoust

In this oath of office, I also need to make sure that I do respect the Quebec Charter entirely. CRA called once to get informations on a ex-employee, I said sure, but you'll need to guarantee to me first, in writings, that this do not violate article 5 of the Quebec Charter. As soon as I have this in writing, I'll answer all your questions :/

Julius Cruise

I guess my question is...when a holding company is established..how can it then be an owner of an LLC that was established before it? and the owner of the holding co. are the shareholders?? or am I completely off??

Tara Duncan

This thread seems unnecessarily confusing. Your statement, "Let's make a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY OPERATING AGREEMENT together" may be the source. It might have been better to say you want to create a legal entity (company, corporation, lemonade stand) to accomplish certain goals. The questions being asked, are being answered, but the answers appear to be perplexing. I suggest you revisit the basics. What is a company? What is a corporation? What is a trust? Why do you want to create one, or the other? What will it do? Sell things, hold things... Who will have authority to make decisions on behalf of this entity? Who will benefit, and how, from what is sold, held, or produced? If you know what you want, the process of creating, defining, and operating your legal entity should be no more difficult than following a cooking recipe. You decide what you want to make. You collect the ingredients, and then you execute the necessary tasks to produce the desired result. Idiots create companies all the time, so it isn't that difficult from a procedural standpoint. Until you understand what you want, why you want it, and what you need to accomplish, the answers to your questions, while correct, will be meaningless and confusing.

Tara Duncan

If you say you want to buy a horse, for instance, people who know about purchasing and caring for the horse will answer your individual questions. They will make certain assumptions about your unstated goals which may be unrealistic if you have no money, or live in a condo.

Pete Daoust

The reasons this HOLDING corp was created in 2006 so it can HOLDS shares of SFF Inc is because: When someone calls SFC Inc and ask to speak to the OWNER I could say something like: "Heu, I don't know what/where is it :/" or " Heu....He can't talk on the phone :/" or "Oh, which one? :/ :D

Pete Daoust

Dear LAWYER, In the case no. 701-000-0000000, the Judge Sylvain Lépine told me that he will NOT reveal who the party with surety is, so I can offer a decent defence to my person :D He wants me to contact YOU, so you can defend my person, so I am contacting YOU. Do you want to come in court on august the 24th to defend my person? I have good reasons to believe that you can help me find WHERE the party with surety is, so your debt will get discharged in regards to your time/energy that you will put into this case as a PROFESSIONNAL. Thanks By: ___(signature)___ the man whos possesses the juridical personality named PIERRE DAOUST inscription 1196604112851. :D

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