Scott Duncan
City of Terrebonne is reading?
OH BOY!
OK! I got this one! I'll even do it in High-Class Frenglish out of respect!
*AHEM*
Hellos City of Terrebonne peoples! I ams beings Scott Duncan! Yous might remembers me for such famous legals notices like "Scott Duncan says Hi". Or "We are comings".
I really hopings that yous ares enjoying Letters and and Bills of Exchange with Pete Daoust. Pete Daoust, is a very nice and courteous guy who always cooperates, and administers his person with lots of those integrities things.
Pete Daoust has been asking questions because a longs timings agos we hads a chats! It wents something like this:
Scott Duncan: Hey Pete's! You are beings a SLAVE
Pete Daoust: saécr” bleu tabernak!
Scott Duncan: True Story!
Pete Daoust: Hellos?
Scott Duncan: Axe thems!
Pete Daoust: OK's I wills, you smelly English Pig-dog!
Scott Duncan: I'm Scottish.
Pete Daoust: Like the James Bond Sean Connery?
Scott Duncan: He's Welsh
Pete Daoust: Like Williams Wallaces?
Scott Duncan: Close enough.
Pete Daoust: OK's I'll ride the choo-choo whiles I axe if I's beings a slave.
Scott Duncan: We ARES COMINGS!
And here we are!
So! Please, out of consideration for my awesomeness, do not treat Pete Daoust as a dumb fuck who believes your bullshit. You are screwing around with somebody's life. Have all the dupes that you wish, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, but when you get found out, you walk away. You don't stall and lie! ANSWER HIS FUCKING QUESTION: IS HE A SLAVE OR NOT!
DO YOU CLAIM TO OWN Pete Daoust OR NOT!
YES?, NO!
Oui?, Non! <---dying language of a conquered people
FUCKINGS PICKINGS ONE.
Well that is alls! Havings nice days!
Scott.
P.S. WE ARE COMING