Scott Duncan
Hey wait...
Piece-of-Shit Jesus sent me to save all of you. He was "testing" you (Because that what "gods" do) and you failed. You formed hostile intent against BETTER THAN JESUS, and now you are "hellbound"! YES! The imaginary torture chamber that your imaginary friend made so your imaginary enemy can punish you!
...because he loves you. :D
So now you are going to hell. Tough shit. Piece-of-Shit Jesus "forgives", BETTER-THAN-JESUS never forgets, and does not forgive.
Die.