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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 11

Maximus LegisJul 31, 2015 4:16 PM

Maximus Legis

Good day to you all. Some time back I posted that I had a contact with the pirates alleging I was driving withoutr insurance. I deflected surety at the roadside and then again when I got a paper offer. The post will be gone from here as I had to open a new Facebook account as they asked for official i.d from me before they'd let me login a few weeks ago. Fuck that ! Anyhow, I got a citation today and I have only a couple of weeks to get my shit together for court. I'm not going to do it here as I once said " Don't post anything on Facebook you wouldn't want your worst enemy to know" so I'm taking my own advice. This is the first time I'll be setting foot in the cesspit knowing what I know now. I have no fear of these clowns but I do admit to having fear of getting my part wrong and suffering for that. If I get it right and they ignore it all as seems to be the case these day at least I'll know it wasn't my shit stains that got me fucked but that I was getting fucked regardless. I will start getting my tactics together over the weekend but as I don't know who is watching us here I will do it in the other place where some of us have been silently lurking. If anyone wants to give constructive criticism with facts then you know where to find me. I will do my best and try not to let the side down :-)

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Pete Daoust

Watch the clock while in there, Maximus Legis.... Every 4 minutes say this, no matter what's going on in there, say it LOUD. IF I HAVE LED YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS THE PARTY WITH SURETY IN THIS AFFAIR, THAT WOULD BE A MISTAKE and PLEASE FORGIVE ME. :D

Maximus Legis

I just finished my first draft of the AFFIRMATION , as I've never done one there is some uncertainty as to how I end it, this however is my first attempt. It's just the end part of course :P --------------------------------------------------------------- All matters referred to herein are true. I reserve ALL rights. Dated this the 1st day of August 2015 By:____________________ Sole Authorised Administrator

Maximus Legis

This is interesting. The top part is the first page of the citation WHAT MUST I DO ? giving 3 options and the bottom is the second page giving the option to explain. It doesn't say PLEAD GUILTY AND EXPLAIN or PLEAD NOT GUILTY AND EXPLAIN. It appears to me I have the otion to merely EXPLAIN and send the thing back. --------------------------------------------------------------- EXPLANATION: I am NOT surety in this matter. IF I HAVE LED YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS THE PARTY WITH SURETY IN THIS AFFAIR, THAT WOULD BE A MISTAKE and PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I have attached my AFFIRMATION AND A NOTICE OF MISTAKE. I trust the matter is now closed and will send you a Bill for my administration services as outlined in earlier correspondance. If however you wish to do further business with me bear in mind my Fee Schedule. For any Meeting of The Minds appointments I require your request 3 Months in advance along with a cheque for the appropriate amount.

Maximus Legis

Leigh Collins they will ignore it so I'm just outlining my initial response to the initial citation re-iterating what I charge for my time (they have the schedule). If they want to get together and chew the fat then pay up.

Maximus Legis

I don't know if my head is in the right place for this right now, but here goes , this is my Affirmation: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AFFIRMATION 6th day of August 2015 I maximus legis being of age and sound mind hereby solemnly declare that: 1. I am the sole authorised administrator for the fictitious Legal Person designated as MAXIMUS LEGIS by the NIN: XX XX XX XX X and the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate. 2. I am the sole beneficiary of the fictitious Legal Person designated as MAXIMUS LEGIS by the NIN: XX XX XX XX X and the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate. 3. I am the only one who can make decisions for all business matters concerning the fictitious Legal Person designated as MAXIMUS LEGIS by the NIN: XX XX XX XX X and registration number XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate. 4. I am a living man born on June 19 1960 at 3:50 am as evidenced in column number 2 of the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate. 5. The fictitious Legal Person designated as MAXIMUS LEGIS by the NIN: XX XX XX XX X and the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate, was created on June 27th 1960 as evidenced in column number 6 of the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate. 6. I am NOT the fictitious Legal Person designated as MAXIMUS LEGIS by the NIN: XX XX XX XX X and the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS number: XXXXXXX XX which is also commonly known as a birth certificate but I happen to HAVE this fictitious Legal Person however I am not the SURETY for it. 7. All parties agree that I maximus legis am NOT surety in this matter unless my affirmation is rebutted in full by notarised affirmations from all parties concerned within 72 hours of it being delivered to the court for entry into the record. All points referred to herein are true. I reserve ALL rights. Dated this the 6th day of August 2015 By:________________ Sole Authorised Administrator

Anibal Jose Baez

Follow the Captain Pete method, keep simple and truthful. Also avoid repetitions. If you affirm you are a man and happen to HAVE the person such and such, you do not need to affirm you are NOT the person. Also, choose EVERY WORD carefully. Look at what you are doing, your intent it's to write an AFFIRMATION, but you start sayin stuff like "... hereby solemnly DECLARE that:" Are you DECLARING, or AFFIRMING something?

Anibal Jose Baez

In my affirmations I NEVER place a name on the man. Why would a man have a NAME? In commerce ALL names are ACCOUNTS. Men do not exist in that world, unless you BELIEVE. I just say the truth, I am a man, I happen to be the sole authorized administrator for XXXX, and it's not my fault. That is just me. They HATE when they do not see a name. COMMERCE is ALL about the PERSON, not about ME, the MAN.

Anibal Jose Baez

Also, remember the BIRTH CERTIFICATE it's just PROOF/EVIDENCE that an ORGANIZATION was formed. It's the recording of an EVENT that has NOTHING to do with the man. I would not use information from the birth certificate to attach it to the man. For example the "birth date" <<... born on June 19 1960 at 3:50 am as evidenced in column number 2 of the Extract of an entry in a REGISTER of BIRTHS>> Remember one of the things Scott has made clear is "By what authority do you attach any information derived from a PUBLIC DOCUMENT to ME?" Then why are you, the man, attaching such liability to your afirmation? There is more things, but I just woke up, and haven't smoked even a toke.

Anibal Jose Baez

I stand corrected on the ORGANIZED part. As for as "ANY INFORMATION derived from a public document", that surely includes ANY information like the name, birth date, etc. :P Let me smoke first, so I can have coherent thoughts! :P

Anibal Jose Baez

Maximus Legis, here is an IDEA. Do not copy/paste this. It's a template idea to make your own. Pete Daoust, fire away with your input, if needed. <<AFFIRMATION Comes now a MAN, the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for MAXIMUS LEGIS, hereby affirms that the following facts are true, and correct: 1. I am a man, and happen to be the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for MAXIMUS LEGIS, BIRTH CERTIFICATE and/or SURETY BOND/PUBLIC RECORD # XXXXXXXXX, with REGISTRATION DATE of XXXXXXX, SSN XXXXXXXX, and it is not my fault. (See Exhibit A attached) 2. PROOF of who is SURETY for MAXIMUS LEGIS is provided by (Name of state/province that created the BC), as being the SOLE SIGNATORY PARTY in the SURETY BOND with SOLE AND FULL SURETY as TRUSTEE for the LEGAL NAME, in a BIRTH CERTIFICATE/PUBLIC RECORD # XXXXXXXXXX, with REGISTRATION DATE of XXXXX, and SSN XXXXXXXXX, and it is not my fault. (See Exhibit A attached) 3. I do NOT wish buy back any public debts that come under the legal name MAXIMUS LEGIS. 4. As the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for MAXIMUS LEGIS, I will only ADMINISTRATE these public debts, and send them back to the beneficiary, so they can be presented to (Which ever AGENCY it's holding the SECURITIES, i.e. Bank of Ireland?) and/or to which ever pertinent party, for complete discharge. 5. All the administration done for the legal name/person MAXIMUS LEGIS is subject to FEES. With nothing else to affirm for now, >>

Maximus Legis

Although I was born here in Scotland and there exists a Bank of Scotland. The Bank of England is the Central Bank of the United Kingdom and therefore it should be holding the security seeing as the Bank of Scotland has the right to print Fiat but is not a Central Bank :-) "Although the Bank of Scotland today is not a central bank, it retains the right (along with two other Scottish commercial banks) to issue pound sterling banknotes to this day. These notes are equal in value to notes issued by the Bank of England, the central bank of the United Kingdom." Bank of Scotland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Eamonn O Brien

Everything ignored, fine imposed, warrant for non payment, threatened with arrest if debt not bought... Gave the pieces of shit cash. Because they don't give a fuck about a bills of exchange act or surety. Everyone's just doing their job... Who is number 1?

Chris Evan

Well, in the case of a driving issue, they have signatures UNDER SEAL. Just like in the article on ttfl that Maa posted a few years back detailing the correction of unrestricted signatures floating around. It's saved in my notes if you need it. UNDER SEAL is one of their scams to trick you into being surety....according to Wikipedia, fraud isn't even a defense with a signature under seal.

Eamonn O Brien

In my case the license was never even presented to them at any point... I pretty much shit the bed in court but paperwork was all ignored by the judge... Have all your paperwork in order. If I end up infront of a judge again I'd stand on the question, "are there any facts or evidence that anyone but the principal is surety in this matter?" And always object to any process until your questions are answered... Something I failed to do...

Maximus Legis

I have some experience with interigation plus a 3 day trial for pure bullshit and another 1 day trial for bullshit. I've been beat by the cops previously too. I have no fear for the transvestite's in robes but as I said earlier I have fear of ME fucking up, that's all. But fear is fear and that's the control even if we impose our own fear :-)

Eamonn O Brien

I was nervous of not knowing how they would react and not being able to think on my feet... I envisioned being taken away in cuffs. Much more confident after it... The audio is posted in the group if you wanna search my name... Bumped it up not long ago...

Pete Daoust

I am MAXIMUS, the MAN who possesses the juridical personality named MAXIMUS LEGIS registration no. 123456787. Barring any objection from the court, I RESERVE ALL RIGHTS in here today. Repeat…. At one point, someone may ask how you want to proceed :D Since I don't understand the cause and nature of these proceeding, I WISH this case to be dismissed. Now, they have the choice to dismiss, or continue, right ? If they choose to continue…. If I have led this court to believe I was the party with surety in this affair, it's a mistake and please forgive me. If it continues….. Could you please point out to me where is the party with surety ? Reapeat…..repeat….

Maximus Legis

I am MAXIMUS, the MAN who possesses the juridical personality named MAXIMUS LEGIS registration no. 123456787. Barring any objection from the court, I RESERVE ALL RIGHTS in here today. Repeat…. At one point, someone may ask how you want to proceed grin emoticon Since I don't understand the cause and nature of these proceeding, I WISH this case to be dismissed. Now, they have the choice to dismiss, or continue, right ? If they choose to continue…. If I have led this court to believe I was the party with surety in this affair, it's a mistake and please forgive me. If it continues….. Could you please point out to me where is the party with surety ? Reapeat…..repeat…

Maximus Legis

Two detectives flew the lenght of Britain to interrogate me once, I sat for four hours repeating "No Comment" and learned more from them than they did from me. I later found out they had a ticket booked for me on their return flight. I never saw them again. I need to draw on that and other former experiences :-)

Maximus Legis

I hand delivered my reply to their citation. Which if you look closely, gives 3 very clear options of which I chose option 3. It says nothing about 3 not being an option all on it's own As Scott Duncan says "none of this is hidden" . The receptionist insisted that I had choose a plea option and if I chose NOT GUILTY then I could give an explanation. She refused my paperwork unless I made a plea. I explained that if she read it properly she'd see that her comprehension was wrong to which she disagreed. I then said I had written an explanation on the form, attached an AFFIRMATION along with an exhibit and that I don't want to plead as I'm NOT THE PERSON. She said "youre not the PERSON?" to which I replied no and that's what I had explained with my paperwork. She said oh? and I said I'll leave it all with you and she accepted it. To clarify, in the explanation part ( which didn't require signature), I put: I reserve all rights If I and/or such other parties who act in my interest, have caused YOU to believe that my PRIVATE NAME is derived from ANY PUBLIC DOCUMENT, then that would be a MISTAKE, and please forgive me.

Maximus Legis

It comes from, Give in Lieu of "Identification Pete Daoust in TTFL files. I had to write something on the form or they would say I hadn't responded to the citation by any of the 3 methods I chose write to the Procurator Fiscal) which I did with my AFFIRMATION. The robot receptionist wasn't going to accept it until I said "I am not the PERSON" .

Maximus Legis

Well, surprise surprise the Procurator Fiscal is going ahead with the hearing tomorrow despite my reply on his form and Affirmation long with the birth certificate (Exhibit A). I must dash down to the Sherrif Clerk's office to deposit copiies just in case he might forget to enter them into the file. So it looks like I shall be reading my Notice in front of a packed court room as there seems to be a shitload of business on tomorrow.

Leigh Collins

The Crown and Justice were chatting about the Notice of Mistake in the file, when I walked into the courtroom. Crown asked Justice if he had seen it. The justice replied that he had. When I informed the Justice that the Crown and I had been conversing before this date, the justice said he was not interested in what was discussed between us. :P Knock 'em dead, Max.

Anibal Jose Baez

Take like 50 copies of the Notice of Mistake, and hand them to EVERYBODY in the court room BEFORE starting the proceedings, hell even just by standards. Do not let them proceed if the questions of the Notice of Mistake are not answered, Maximus Legis, and ALWAYS reply like if you were in the game Jeopardy! Masters ask questions, servants respond!

Anibal Jose Baez

The only acceptable words from from "them" would be "How do you wish to proceed?" In turn you may address the court by saying "I wish for this case to be dismissed, for immediate DISCHARGE and CLOSURE. Have I made my wishes clear?" Should you say anything, finish it up with a question always. e.i. "I wish to beat the shit out of you, but I am late for an appointment, so I can't. Have I made my wishes clear?" Got it? Go get them, Kunta! :D

Maximus Legis

Fuck, I feel really psyched which is not what I expected the day before going to battle. Having said that it's a familiar feeling but it's been a while. It maybe because I saw the endless stream of clueless victims the Crown is used to crushing. Also the hearing will be before a Justice of the Peace. In Scotland that is some power hungry twat with minimal or no knowledge of Law, generally they have given a blowjob to some fucker in a Masonic Lodge to get the priviledge of sitting on the bench and the Clerk of the Court keeps them right on matters of Law. For example if I was to go in and plead guilty tomorrow, the Clerk will have already written down the prescribed sentence for the fucking Minion :-)

Maximus Legis

Late thinking. When I go upwhen the name is called I'm there as Sole Authorised Administrator. Can I cross the bar and sit where an Attorney would or just stay beyond it and of course not enter the box? Excuse any trypos in my following post as the bluetoth keyboard for my tablet reacts rather slowly .

Anibal Jose Baez

I am careful with using titles. If in a court situation for a criminal matter, if I would like to only "deflect" surety only, I would have them address me as "Sir." I am not even an AGENT/Administrator, just a FRIEND OF THE COURT in SPECIAL APPEARANCE. The Notice of Mistake says you are NOT an AGENT, and the Sole Authorized Administrator IS an AGENT. "You are either HIM (the Principal), or his AGENT." If I am planning to ADMINISTRATE any debts in a court room, I guess I may have to wear the Sole Authorized Administrator hat, and take all my stamps. I would have to know what to do. An would be there as a DE FACTO AGENT, as Sole Authorized Administrator. Having that said, they may still do what the fuck they want, if you have not SECURED the NAME.

Anibal Jose Baez

I heard Scott mentioned that if you are there as a AGENT/Administrator for a criminal matter, you may/must not only DEMAND SECURITY FOR COST, but also then DEMAND for the PRINCIPAL to attend. Without those two things, there cannot be any proceedings. You may also demand PROOF that the government has standing as a private person. There is different ways to skin a cat, I guess. I just would recommend to stay away from courts if you can prevent it. They are not there for YOU, or to help you. It's just an IMF branch waiting to milk a slave.

Maximus Legis

Anibal Jose Baez I firmly stand by learning by doing, my Father had a stroke last week which took up all my time and almost made me capitulate. If I find it too stressful at any point would anyone call me a pussy? I hope not. Even given the short time Ive had to prepare I WILL DO MY FUCKING BEST! what more can one do. I had planned to be more learned before facing shit like this but it came to me sooner than I expected. As I've said before I make like a Submarine on/below the seas of commerce and yet here I am . You and others have been suppotive and I give thanks. Right now I don't need even a microcosim of negativity unless there is something glaringly obvious I'm doing wrong. I'm psyched and need to stay that way. A prize fighter doesn't need anyone to put any doubt in his mind or he's fucked, you get me ?

Anibal Jose Baez

It's incredible how technology has advanced today so much. After Maximus's sad little speech about avoiding "microcosim of negativity," I noticed my computer getting wet, like a morning dew almost. I was perplexed. Little by little that mist then turned into tears... tears coming from Ireland, via my router. Hahaha! Oh, I'm dying here! :D

Maximus Legis

Ooft ! Fucked if I know my origins. Black hair (was almost an Afro when young) now almost white and eye colour an optometrist can't make her mind up over. I'm fucked if I know but I was born in the heart of the Scottish Highlands that's all I know. Having said that it could be heresay as my parents lied about Santa and the Tooth Fairy, go figure :-) :-)

Maximus Legis

Eamonn O Brien, sleep deprived and somewhat sensory deprived since friday 2:30pm . Once my head has cleared I'll give you a report. They fucked up big time. They shat themselves and shut me down after I reserved all rights and declared my standing, panicked and arrested me for non appearance but the explanation is very slightly more complex than that. They fucked up though make no mistake. See you all when I'm rested and get my bearings back :-)

Maximus Legis

Hi Folks:-) Update: I attended court on 14 July 2015 from 10am to ensure no fraud was committed against the person in my pocket and more importantly that I as a Man was not mistaken for surety and an unlawful warrant issued for the arrest of a man, specifically me. My affirmation and exhibit A (birth certificate) plus exhibit B (a reply in writing on to the procurator fiscal with an explanation) had previously been entered into the file and a receipt obtained. Court started at 10am , there were some "appearances" and some cases dealt with by letters and lawyers. Around 1pm the usher asked the two remaining men (one of which was me) in the court for names. I said THE name is MAXIMUS LEGIS. They identified the file , opened it and immediately the procurator fiscal and the clerk of the court (a shit lawyer basically) went into a hushed conversation and shot me looks. The clerk then announced a break for lunch as he had ADMINISTRATIVE DUTIES TO ATTEND TO . I explained to my friend that this was due to the content of my file which the assholes hadn't obviously even bothered to look at previously. We went for lunch and came back at 1:45pm for a 2pm start. As we waited for 2pm 2 police vehicles arrived. One contained a policeman and a police woman of diminutive stature and the other ROBOCOP. I told my friend they were for me. The usher came out to the lobby at around 2pm and called MAXIMUS LEGIS , I went into the court and the Justice of the Peace (hereafter JP) Procurator Fiscal (hereafter PF) and Clerk of Court (hereafter CC) all stared at me. Robocop was nowhere to be seen. CC called MAXIMUS LEGIS , I stepped forward to the table where the lawyers sit and "I here for that matter and I reserve ALL rights. JP: Are you MAXIMUS LEGIS? Me: Are you addressing me? JP: Yes. Me: As the SOLE BENEFICIARY I wish solely to be addressed as maximus. I was about to notice them that a mistake had been made (with the Notice of Mistake) But never got a chance to start. PF: Warrant for failing to appear! JP: Yes. ROBOCOP came running in grabbed my left arm and said come with me whilst frog marching me out of the building. He said he had a warrant for my arrest, I asked to see it , he said no and I was locked up in solitary from around 2:45pm until court at around 3pm Monday.

Maximus Legis

FFS Pete Daoust I asked him if he was addressing me when he said the name, questioning negates understanding does it not, he replied and I did not answer to the name, I replied with a question to his question and stated my status/standing after having reserved ALL fucking rights !

Chris Evan

See? So, in order to be unaccountable to fraud, it is required that we do one specific thing, very carefully, without make so much as a noise that can be construed wrong. Don't you find this completely morally disgusting? Maximus lost 4 days of his life because of this?

Eamonn O Brien

^Do your head in tha fella! Only jokin. Can't believe they gaoled (jailed) you man... The legal system is a playground. There are bullies and their friends who back them up, the bullied who fight and lose, and the guys who build a new playground... (Scott''ll love that one!)

Scott Duncan

It's GROUND ZERO there. What you see THERE, expect here 720 days following. It's like clockwork. They test the shit there, and sell bullshit to the rest of the world; Do you REALLY believe the war in Northern Ireland was about people fighting over who had the "Best Jesus"?

Pete Daoust

But last time I went to court, I don't know what I did right, but one thing is for sure, they wanted me to get the fuck out of there, and fast….I don't know what made them in fear…….but the three document I handed them seems like poison to them, I have witnesses to confirm this…. Not my fault :P

Scott Duncan

They aren't afraid of the documents. Those are pieces of paper, and you MIGHT get a paper cut, but nothing to actually "fear". No. It's WHO they have to bring those documents to, that they are afraid of.

Scott Duncan

Exactly... except they scammed the public decades ago, and now they say you "owe". You aren't supposed to know anything now. The dumbing-down has been going since the 70's. YOU are exposing the fact that you PAID for this law, and you didn't get what you paid for. They are afraid of the public, just as Wal-Mart is afraid of a customer they ripped off.

Scott Duncan

1: THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER = THIS NOTE IS A TENDER FOR LAW. 2: ALL LAW IS PROHIBITIVE. You are buying this law to PROHIBIT OTHERS from infringing on YOUR RIGHTS, and now YOUR SERVANTS are claiming THEY have authority over YOU, because "they do all the housework"; Yes, they are your maid, but they PRESUME to be your WIFE. The MAID has ALREADY BEEN PAID! 3: You PAID a bunch of SERVANTS under SPECIFICALLY DEFINED RULES, and your "MAID" now thinks it has the same "rights" as a SPOUSE. To drive the point home, your SERVANTS demand a LICENCE to marry... ...let those 3 points sink in. Take all the time you need.

Pete Daoust

"problem is the charges still stand" !! :/ Why is this a problem ? .....I am NOT surety for these charges, so WHY would it be a PROBLEM ? You guys seems to think this through with the wrong thinking.... I don't care about the "charges", I am not SURETY for them, why would I care ? :/

Maximus Legis

I'll find a way of dealing with it without being jailed again, it may mean taking the hit and living to fight another day with greater knowledge. I'm quite happy that I at least challenged the CUNTS even though they broke all their own rules!

Chris Evan

THIS is what I'm talking about Pete...in regards to the "cash up front". I don't care about money, never have. If I had a billion dollars, I'd not change very much. If Maximus is going to be declared surety over s fiat debt, why can't he have a fund held in trust for when this person is accused? This is the crux of what I'm saying. It's based on security for costs. "Yes, I'll administrate YOUR security if you pay for costs up front".

Pete Daoust

No, i did not want to engage with them unless they would told me WHERE/WHO was surety for the debt they were about to create..... They've decided to take me out of the car, chain me, and bring me in a cage........I still asked numerous time WHO is surety. They've decided to bring 2 charges against the person. I never gave them anything.....I even had a shirt on me that was very clear about it :D

David-Paul Sip

Seeing this word "IN VOICE" I thought I would look up the meaning since if we "think" we know what a word means then it's likely we actually don't. Invoice An itemized statement or written account of goods sent to a purchaser or consignee by a vendor that indicates the quantity and price of each piece of merchandise shipped. http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/invoice

David-Paul Sip

Many folks use BILL and INVOICE synonymously and we know that there are no synonyms in law...Check out 1) :D bill n. 1) what is commonly called a "check" which the signer requires the bank to pay a third party a sum of money. This is a holdover from the days when a person would draw up a "BILL OF EXCHANGE." 2) a statement of what is owed. 3) any paper money. 4) a legislative proposal for enactment of a law. It is called a bill until it is passed and signed at which time it is a law (statute) and is no longer referred to as a bill. 5) an old-fashioned term for various filed documents in lawsuits or criminal prosecutions, which is falling into disuse. http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/bill

Scott Duncan

Pick up a steel pipe, and beat a Government worker with it. It does an OK job. But wait! Pick up a lead pipe. It has weight and mass. A lot of it. Now beat a lawyer with it. You will then see the benefit of lead pipes. ...plus you have one less lawyer and one less government worker harming people! Try it at home kids! Lead pipes. We like `em!

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