The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 11

Dec 01, 2015 3:25 PM

Tara Duncan

This just in....Timothy's is out. Zavida Coffee Roasters coffee is in - here's why.

We dropped by one of their new locations and they invited us to try several of their coffees for free. Not a taste, but whole cups of coffee. All of their blends are great. Their coffee is less expensive per pound than at other coffee shops. The staff is competent and unfailingly cheerful - not man-bun hipster cheerful...they actually seem to like their jobs. We started buying their privately labelled Zavida coffee pods by the bucket load. When our Keurig machine met an untimely end and we found the new models have DRM restrictions, we were left with several pounds of unusable product. Zavida refunded our purchase and replaced it with coffee beans of higher value as we went "manual". Once I called the number on their web site to see if the shop was still open (it wasn't) and the owner called me back from his personal cell phone and chatted about the company. There is nothing about this place we don't like.

Also...fuck dolphins.