The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 10

Jun 16, 2015 1:39 PM

Tara Duncan

Statistically speaking what has the greater chance of return on investment - buying a lottery ticket or donating money to Robert Menard? I'll help you out with some statistics:

The odds of winning the lottery are between 1 in 24,000,000 and 1 in 28,000,000. The odds of getting attacked and killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. In a lifetime, you are more likely to die from fireworks (1 in 340,733), lightning (1 in 79,746), drowning (1 in 1,134), a car accident (1 in 84), stroke (1 in 24), or heart disease (1 in 5).

Yes, it's lottery ticket. 100% of the time you receive a lovely printed piece of paper as a memento of your inherent and crippling stupidity.