The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 7

Oct 31, 2014 7:04 PM

Pete Daoust

City of Montreal called me this morning…twice” :/

First call”.

City of Montreal: You have to PAY these 2 tickets.

Me: So the surety of the person canât be used to discharge these debts.?

Clerk: Well, you have to pay these 2 tickets

Me: Well, so the surety of the person canât be used to discharge these debts.?

Clerk: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Me: these bill of exchange I sent you, they have no VALUE for you ?

Clerk: NO.

Me: Can I have them back, because they have VALUE for me ?

Clerk: NO

Me: WHY?

Clerk: we have to keep them as “proof”

Me: Proof of what ? “PAYMENT ?

Clerk: NO, to prove that you’ve sent them to us :/

Me: Ok, but they have no VALUE for you, right ?

Clerk: No they don’t

Me: SO WHY THE FUCK YOU DON’T WANT TO SEND THEM BACK TO ME ?

Clerk: We canât, you need to ask a judge if you want them back :-o

Me: OK, how do I proceed with that ?

Clerk: I don’t know :/

And it goes on and on and on and on….. *sigh*

Second call”.

Hi Mister Daoust, we are ready to give you until January the 15th 2015, to pay the tickets !!!

Me: why ? :-o

Clerk: to help you !!!! :-o

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, I never asked for help ??? :(

Oh, and by the way, Pierre Daoust was dead in the City of Montreal's system, when I have sent the bill of exchange for the second ticket, I gave a certified copy of the birth certificate as consideration, they saw it as a death certificate, and wrote deceased in the system :-o

So that is why the second ticket didn't showed up..... :/

They literally told me on the phone, oh, you are dead !!!

I said, Am I ?

They said, well the system says it

Me: fuck !!!! :(

Clerk: Wait a minute....I see a birth certificate in the file, oh I am sorry sir, the clerk might have thought it was a death certificate :-o

Holy fuck shit, the shit is everywhere... !!! :(

I feel ALONE, very much ALONE.... :(