Scott Duncan
That's right, I'm not Jesus. I'm BETTER THAN JESUS.
Be sure to say my FULL NAME! Yes, that INCLUDES the "better than" part.
PRAY henceforth to BETTER THAN JESUS CHRIST!
Use it "in vain"! "BETTER THAN JESUS CHRIST, Trent is fat"!
You can do it!
...act now an I will offer my "Better Than Jesus" bonus PRAYER GUARANTEE! I guarantee I will answer an equal or greater number of prayers than your current "Jesus".