Jul 05, 2014 12:01 AM

Um...

...OK, I'll ruin the game if I answer these.

Everything must be true Tara.Well sense you know Scott so well :) I cant see why you would give us disinfo. :)

So, "that stripper really likes you". Cool.

Ceit Butler and Scott Duncan can't play until the end :D

I don't know ! .... :/

The 21 of them :(

Well im EASY on Fridays,,Everybody know,s this :)

Sounds like a wild-assed guess to me, Pete Daoust. So Pete's guess is that they're all true.

Apologies for not providing a French translation :p

Does this game come with fabulous prizes for correct answers?? :D

Actually in the game of true or false (which I have just invented), there is no information or disinformation - only an object lesson.

16 true

BAHAHAHAHAH!

Chris failed.

Still though, he did participate which is very important in this society. An honorable mention perhaps for participation?

I noticed he skipped "that stripper really likes you". Trying to keep the fantasy alive, Chris? :D

Thought we already knew that ALL chicks really like me....it was rhetorical, was it not?

Actually, I change my answer to 17

lol

Do we need to revisit the "tingly" thread? :p

Pro-Tip: ALL of them are FALSE and none of you can tell knowledge from parroted belief.

My beloved Tara does these little object lessons to remind me that you are what represents the "thinking" in our society, and none of you are good at it.

She does this, so I never leave her. She is showing me that all that exists in the intellectual wasteland of humanity, are vacuous cum-receptacles, and she's the best I'm EVER going to get and I should be glad I even have that. :P

I was hoping this would be more fun, and that you could resist the urge to participate until all the answers were in. Fat fucking chance, apparently.

ONCE AGAIN, she's driven the point home. :D

If you answered TRUE to ANY of those, then YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD.

Yeah, way to spoil everyone's fun, Scott! :D

Everyone has a skill...

WHY would you think Tara Duncan wouldn't spread disinformation! She'd talk you into wetting your finger and sticking it in a light socket, if she could!

NOBODY BELIEVES ME when I say "I'm the NICE one". You do that at your own peril!

As long as it was a light socket and nothing else Admiral,,, :)

No... she wouldn't even start trying to convince you, unless it was live. Preferably 220 volts. :D

Wow...thanks for this Tara!! Seriously! Between the conversation with Scott the other day and this exercise, I am really seeing my programming.

Not as well as we do. NEVER forget that.

I know! Thank you!

Excellent. That's the lesson.\

220 would be a slight tingle is all,you should meet my good lady

If I'm "one in a million" then that means MILLIONS see your programming BETTER THAN YOU. THAT should terrify you.

Guys....and ladies....Is North Korea north, west, south, or east of Japan. Don't look at a map first....

Typed the wrong word - it's west.

So, wet your finger and stick it in a light socket. You'll sure show her!

Answer: there's no such thing as true or false and that's a fact.

Oh boy....here we go

Wow...a lifetime of computer study just went into the toilet.

Crane invented the flush toilet....there is a Crane Estate in Ipswich, MA. One of the jurisdictions CHRIS has charges in. :-D

The moon is made out of cheese and that's a fact!

She has other idea's for my finger tonight im delighted to say,,,You do know it's friday,

WOW... You really just said that, didn't you?

Let me quote you, Gerry Odonothing, so we can record this WONDERFUL "insight" forever :D

"Answer: there's no such thing as true or false and that's a fact."

I can disprove that steaming pile of bullshit right now, with 2 words. Ready?

COMPUTER SCIENCE.

Now... stop spewing bullshit. you are part of the problem.

What, are we not just shouting out bullshit statements?

No... You're thinking of Menards group. This is the TENDER FOR LAW.

Gerbils can pick locks with their tails and that's a fact!

I RULE at this game! :D

That is true. Gerbils rock!

Ah, I was confused there, and thought this was some new evolution of the game. :p

"Answer: there's no such thing as true or false and that's a fact." - He REALLY SAID THAT!

...and he's too ignorant/stupid to comprehend how offensive that is to me. I can't chew him out, because that'd be like beating a retarded kid for being retarded...

Really??? over a hundred fucking years ago and I was none the wiser???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

thing n: material object;

Throwing away my idiot dictionary for not being "true" - "being in accordance with the actual state or conditions; conforming to reality or fact; not false: a true story. "

This will make you awesome at cocktail parties, Chris Evan!

I shall start here....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/things-you-always-believed-that-simply-arent-true

RE: "thing n: material object"

I can disprove THAT bullshit too.

Batteries.

Penguins are sluts.

Sorry, I am busy with electricity shit :P

Gerry Odonothing, you need to shut up about what you think is true. You aren't good at it at ALL, and you have the "BELIEF=KNOWLEDGE" disease at chronic levels.

Less talk.

More read.

Man....I see what you are getting at Scott and I am pissed. I spent years in their stupid schools learning 100 year old disproven theories. Fuckers!

Now at 33, all I can do is pick up the pieces.

The best lies are the ones "everybody" knows (thanks Scott), or the ones that contain some element of truth.

Only following your commands Admiral; it was merely a prank, a cat among the pigeons to test resolve and I must say the ruling class passed with flying colours.

Hey Chris! Your article is wrong too!

Sunflowers DO follow the sun, until they get to the height of the neighboring sunflowers. This is something you can observe and time-lapse of this happening is easy to produce using a webcam.

Penguins are still sluts.

Its not MY article...just one I found. But thanks!!

13 are true

Jo Xappie - assume you have not read the comments yet :p

no just did the quiz

Was one of them number 21? Cuz I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that stripper DOESN'T really like you. :D

You failed spectacularly, Jo Xappie!

:(

In fact, since ALL of them are FALSE, you couldn't have failed worse if you TRIED to :P

LOL

LITERALLY!

...that stripper really likes me.

How can the stripper not like me, I offered up a group hug!

...no really. They follow me home.

For the purposes of this quiz, that stripper really likes Jo Xappie.

FINALLY! :)

Thank you Tara Duncan

Because the stripper's fondness for you is entirely contingent on the size of your wallet! :p

Its all crypto, what's in your wallet?

...I have no money. They follow me home. I'm pretty sure they like me :/

Scott Duncan it must be the scent

Yes, but you're a special case. None of the standard rules, regarding pretty much ANYTHING, apply to you. :p

Strippers are like Jesus...

...they love ME and nobody else. :D

Untrue, the 21 of them, I'll rather play safe, I have to many neurones working now... :(

Very good Pete Daoust. I'm going to give you that fabulous cruise I apparently just won by answering my telephone.

No thanks, I already have won 32 of these cruise... :P

HAHAHAHAHAHA :)

I just felt like doing that

There's medication for that.

I feel better now, thanks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

I have been around you guys to long I have too say false to all!

TOO

I forgot about that lesson,I am still a work in progress!

All 21 are pseudo-science "urban legends." They are ALL FALSE.

So, there is that.

So it would seem, especially since you edited the wrong "to". :p

*facepalm*

He did this on purpose, please say he did it on purpose ! :-(

When Scott walks into a strip joint , strippers start sweating like gerbils in a gay bar ;)

HAHAHA !! :-D

The error was too glaring to ignore.

:D

Tara, may I steal this list?

Unless otherwise stated, BY DEFAULT, anything Tara Duncan, or Scott Duncan publishes in THE TENDER FOR LAW is under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License:

1) You MUST say where it came from (Tara, Myself, or THE TENDER FOR LAW group)

2) You CANNOT derive works from it

3) You CANNOT MAKE MONEY off it.

Make all the money you like off of "Scottisms" ;)

is this an open internet (book) test?

it cant be a game, who's turn is it?

none of those questions are whole. did you have help from menard and clifford? maybe lowery? how about tony dickmouth?

i like me some die (2) H + mono (1) O bondings

maybe i should read it all, but i dont think it is a fair game. what is the anti? everyone puts in a quarter?

is THIS what you guys/gals have been doing all day? rained all day up there too? no parades here, all cancelled. no 4th this year.

on a lighter note: i found a gorgeous 42yr old unhappily married readhead last week. tall, thin, ass length hair, lives about 2 miles away, doesnt drink, smokes weed, likes cruizing on my scooter (took her out twice last week), masturbates in the shower, talks dirty, makes lazagna and loves anal...

she has to be an agent planted to target me. it's just too perfect. either that or i am just thinking wrong because i dont 'do' anything to be targeted. not yet anyways!

I was going to say, most of them seem like hearsay... Yes, I've "heard" some of these to be true... The stripper one is definitely false though...

I was too late :(

Of course you can look anything up on the open internet. It is a game, but winning isn't what you think it is. Statistically speaking how can it not be better than "fair" when you can investigate all the answers; and otherwise have a 50% chance of guessing the right one?

Thanks for getting H2O. A little too much information on the dating front :p. If you're looking for a committed relationship with an adulterer you have already been provided with the likely outcome. Perfect is relative.

Thanks for playing!

btw, last comment was for David Johansen.

Where seeking information on the open internet would include so many "half-truths" example: Rob Mernard, I don't have much patience and/or time to seek answers I already automatically don't trust. It would take weeks within my already busy days to actually know for sure what is true or false but my gut feeling right off the bat was... yeah... no.

bbtw, game was slightly "emotionally" rigged for your (ok, maybe my) entertainment :D

Oh crap... I just read David's... um whatdacallthat?

:/ Well Tara, good post anyways :D

"whatdacallthat" - Funny and insightful comments I should think.

I responded similarly to Beverly too. As I was going down the list, I was thinking to myself, none of this stuff is true. My ignorance is in computer science/computer related stuff, so any of those statements pertaining to computers, I had no idea (to be honest).

3 & 6 are/ linux is open source, har * nals continue for months after death, if untreated.

It made me think right away about what you are "led to believe"... as it all sounded like those things.

well, how could anyone know if what i wrote was true and.or false, or if it were partially both.

And NOW, your cluelessness:

LINUX is an open source KERNEL, not an operating system. Dipshit

Hair and nails DO NOT grow if you die... YOU DEAD. there's nothing TO grow. Whatever source you are using for your information is WRONG, ESPECIALLY if it came from the great library of your ass.

Well, that #17 was a no-brainer, cause I constantly (most) get that reaction from others who think it is a "bad habit" (I regularly adjust not just my hands, but my back, neck etc).

I had a Chiropractor (years ago) tell me the truth about the knuckle thing. But for some reason, some folks just refuse to let go of a "lie". Does not make sense to me.

Um, also, whom out there is having a hard time reading? Need glasses? Masturbate much? :D

David Johansen appears to be on that list :D

Currently he's furiously searching Natural News and Doctor Oz to refute the hair/nail thing... and trying to learn the difference between OS and Kernel....

Whoa.

Whoa (stop?) or whoa (Happy Days?).

nope.

What's a "whoa"?

I hit enter too quickly. I meant to say that ANYTHING related to computers, I am under the impression that Scott and Tara are the experts.

A good impression, to be sure. :D

I didn't know anything about TOR til Scott said something about it in another thread.

I shared that link that Scott shared and another FB friend mentioned Private VPN as a good solution; great, more stuff for me to look up...

peter boyle was better as lazlo than as frankenstein.

VPNs can be traced back to its source.

See, w/o looking up all of this stuff, my gut was telling me that Scott knew more than this FB friend of mine.

Yes, I surely don't know for sure whether MAC OS or Linux is "bug free" but it just seems impossible for nails/hair to grow without the body ingest food/water.

Yes, VPN's can be traced back to their source, I know that (from experience).

MAC OS is just bastardized BSD.

BSD?

?? BSD?? Years ago, out of curiosity, I was pricing the cost of my own server, cause I was trying to figure out how to have complete control of my website.

Berkeley Server Distribution.

Of course, makes complete sense - DUH! I'm still clueless on the computer stuff.

my having said, way back "none of those questions are whole." precedes all this since. so maybe you missed that.

what, is a cubit.

Systems' Engineers are like Auto Mechanics; Lots CLAIM to have the knowledge/skill, but few do. It's why none GUARANTEE their work. We do.

We have Zero competition.

If this not too off topic... are MACs "bad". I think I observed some slams on MACs in a thread or two, so I was wondering if those are a "no-no". I have always had PCs.

Cubit is the length from your elbow to your forefinger... Ancient Jews were idiots.

:D

Six "Palms"

...or 2 spans. :D

EVERYBODY KNOWS LINUX IS A PENGUCK. half penguin, half duck...

I don't speak dipshit.

What are you saying?

I am looking up penguck right now; have no idea what that means.

I need glasses to read the 4 point print on small bottles of shampoo now... was I bad? I swear I didn't hurt anyone...

So more sex/masturbating for you Beverly Berta Braakschmack.

Re MACS ar "bad":

HELL yes!

At the HARDWARE LEVEL they are engineered for "Pretty Privacy Rape(tm)".

MAC's are "pretty"... duh

Beverly STILL owes us a DVD of her starring in an "Homage To Paul F Little".

what? never met the guy :O

Directed By Scott Duncan :D

Since there is a quasi-famous director named Scott Duncan, the DVD promises to get me 7 different kinds of "sued" :D

Well, the main reason I was seeking your advice (cause I do value it) was because I am looking at adding a digital music source (laptop) to one of my sound systems. Most are surprised that I still play CDs when performing.

Michael, you still talking about Tor?

No, I had asked about MAC.

Linux is the way, my son.

I think your question was answered... no?

Now it was.

Oh Tara, missed that comment... I am guessing by hearsay I've already done too much... :/

A linux laptop would be great for playing music really loud, correct?

UBUNTU

LOL Beverly Berta Braakschmack. Nope. Not enough...look up benefits of sex (and not getting older) :D

COUNTLESS DJ specific applications available on Ubuntu's source tree too. :D

Wow. I will look that up.

Tara, but, but... "they" said...

Michael, go Ubuntu light...

Oh boy, I am getting confused. I have to look up all of this stuff.

If you see a 55 year-old woman who can pull off wearing a bikini...

...it's because she gets a good pile driving daily from the pool boy, not because she uses a "bowflex". :P

I don't think I recall any of my competitors using that type of "system", if that is the correct term for it.

Ubuntu is fabulous, actually...

Stand by. I'll give you links to everything you need...

...and VLC can do it too, but you have to program cross-fades, etc in AHEAD of time... Handy if you want to sleep through a set. :D

...ask me how I know this :P

http://serato.com/dj

Any assistance or advice is great. I still use CDs and prefer to use those, but I want to invest in something that is top of the line.

Yeah, I know some DJs using serato.

You don't have those all burned to a hd?

RIP those CDs to FLAC

Like he said

FLAC=Free Lossless Audio Codec.

FLAC?

full lossless audio compression

um, that is better than WAV?

FREE.... FREE as in FREE SPEECH

twice now

YES, it is BETTER than WAV, because it's COMPRESSED like MP3, with NO LOSS

Oh, cool.

my person healds a public swimpool license.

FREE lossless Audio Codec.

STOP WITH THE MISINFORMATION DAVID!

Well, I get my music from an actual subscription source; everything is "legal" etc.

my cousin plays in a zappa cover band called BOGUS POMP

I just want to go ahead and begin putting together a system that (as Beverly alluded too) will have most/entire library on the HD and can play the music seamlessly and w/o any "computer crashes" or hiccups.

I can not have something that will "crash" when I have 300 people jumping up and down in a frenzy; not good for my lawful trade.

No, Ubuntu is awesome, simple... get the light version...

once compressed you cant get back data, so allways get the best quality version. then you can allways down convert it to suit your needs.

Already doing that.

Lubuntu is Ubuntu with LXDE instead of Unity. All the flashy, none of the crashy :D

My subscription includes 250+ free downloads, which I download in WAV files.

NOTE, I do not need 'flash'.

You can run Ubuntu on top of Windows if you wish.

Look at Ardour Lmms And rosegarden, if you want to do SERIOUS stuff... FREE

I just like something that will be identical to my CD players; simple, nothing complicated.

VLC is for you then

I was reluctant to get a PC laptop, because I "thought" (which may be erroneous) those will possibly (if rare) "crash".

flac is the best, next to raw data, but unless you have really good speakers, and a quiet room you cant tell an .mp3 type at 192.

Yes, the audience does NOT know the difference.

BUT, I do.

I purchased a MAC about 10years ago and would NEVER do that again... foul-price for a piece of junk...

I have Grado Headphones... YOU REALLY notice it then. :D

Grado Headphones are the best, hands down. Try them once, and EVERY OTHER headphone sucks.

Even their "low end" line is awesome.

i ripped my library at 384 using cowon jet audio. i have old koss 727b's and an old pair of electrostatic STAX headphones. the 70's era koss, i replaced the drivers once. they still outperform most.

Glad I haven not made any large "purchases" yet. I wanted to do my homework first before putting together a quality digital source.

I can throw together a system for less than a grand... INCLUDING the laptop.

I will need to copy and save this whole thread, so I can access it later; I have to "clock out" pretty soon...

my main system consists of an NAD 3080 and a pair of cambridge soundworks T-500 towers. my pc speakers are morell midranges, lineauam tweeters and polk subs.

Scott, is that an offer?

David, not familiar with that stuff.

I run powered speakers and still use CDJ-100's

Think about a Mac compared with Tara's post here... it is SOLD to you by HEARSAY... Every question relates either to hearsay or truth.

Mac's USED to have this "superior processing power" for graphics/animations, etc. It was only because they had the SOFTWARE to do certain things. Nothing had anything to do with processing power. When I finally had enough dough to purchase a Mac (can't even bother to remember what it was), the guts were all "generic" ibm: video cards, hard drives, memory...

It was stupid.

Someone said I was "old school" for using CDs...

Wow, so when folks are spewing that MACs are ideal for graphics and sound, that is false?

They're "pretty" and "trendy"... c'mon... they are "sold" to you in school...

No, it's true... Macs are insidious, not defective.

Between DJs, everyone has a different preference... almost impossible to get a quality tally.... I comprehend that.

I just want something nice and I am willing to invest in quality.

They're overpriced... Like Lululemon

I STILL cant get a touch GUI to match that of a mac/ipad. They are better in that respect. Standardization of EVERYTHING does have its advantages... like no driver issues! You can compile the hardware support into the kernel.

Michael are you in Toronto?

And don't forget, I am clueless. So, if I need tech support / help with whatever I "buy", it is good to be able to go somewhere convenient to get it fixed.

I am nearby North Carolina

LOL!

OK... so there's THAT idea out the window. :P

I do appreciate it!

Seriously, to share all of this information. I value that. Tara's thread was a different topic and I somewhat blew it up with DJ stuff.

LOL - I am also an Actor. I can probably get some good advice in here for that too ;-)

Topic was about thinking. If you've been thinking, you're on track.

YA DAVID!

Oh yeah, made me think alright. I was seriously thinking of getting a MAC laptop.... til now.

i would still like to try to make 2 pc's boot off of one shared drive.

A local contact in the "industry" emailed me this recommendation awhile back:

Hi Mike,

The only laptop I will ever continue to use or purchase in the future will be a Mac Book Pro with OSX 10.9 etc..etc...(Mavericks)

I prefer that if you choose to get one, it should have 8 gb or RAM standard and expandable to 16 GB if possible.

The hard drive is not as essential to be concerned with because you should always have an 3 TB external anyway.

If I have to choose how much hard drive space in the computer standard, I would like a 1TB internal preferably a solid state...

Your core processor should be an Intel I-5, I-7 or better.

Duo core at minimum and Quad core prefered and expandable as well.

The screen can be 13" or I prefer 15"... anything bigger is obnoxious in my opinion and should have a Retina display or better.

hey, i know enough to still get myself in deep shit without trying... so there is that.

michael there is no one best standard. you just use what you get the best you can.

Scott, you seem to know more about computers than this guy I have been in contact with.

Yes, Tara, the post just made me think about what I would still HOLD on to, as far as beliefs go. There was a slight inclination to "win", but I thought more about how much this post bothered me.

It's not the WRONG choice... But you shouldn't decide based on industry "buzz".

Exactly! I am pretty good at discerning that.

Why do you think I am asking here? ;-)

Sometimes the 'pretty girl' is more of a pain in the ass... :P

Again, I appreciate it. My shift is done, time to go "home" and go to bed. I want to say, "You all rock!"... but I find myself reluctant to use the word 'you'....

True or False, ADHD are a rock band from australia , oh look there's a squirrel !

Very funny - btw, no squirrels in Australia :)

I've always thought so...

...but the pretty ones ALWAYS seem to like anal, go figure.

.

Oh fuck. I failed this test. :(

I have some research to do because knowing I still think wrong I the answers are not as obvious as they seem. Maybe I should try posting this on my page for fun :)

21 is definitely true. It just is....

Please....just let one piece of bullshit stay in my brain. And let it be this one! :-D

Nope. They don't.

...they only like me. :D

LOL

YOU are right Chris Evan, that stripper likes YOU very much, and she does it legally....big time legally ...especially with your pocket legally filled :-D

hahahaha

I didn't spend a cent and fucked her `till she cried... and she kept coming back!

...I'm pretty sure that stripper really liked me. Just saying..