Scott Duncan
I'd have my OWN FLOAT and I'd be sitting in my Admiral's uniform getting blown by the Swedish Bikini team!
Then I'd totally blow my wad into the crowd! :D
Then the Next Swedish Bikini Team member starts blowing me...
It'd be an awesome parade, and the Gay Community would be so jealous because I'd secretly hired a bunch of Gay Interior Decorators to make the Straight Pride Parade MORE FABULOUS, so the Gay Community sends a Lesbian terrorist group after me...
...we totally need a "Straight Pride Parade"! :D