Scott Duncan
If he'd said he'd have lizards, I would have been tempted to go, but I knew I'd get lizards, because the writer is one of Tara Duncan's biggest fans, so I knew ahead of time.
Evening at the TYCHO BRAHE = Lizards.
Evening with Dean Clifford = NO Lizards. Cops, and Bullshit, but no lizards.
...my choice was clear. :D