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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 7

Jul 02, 2014 12:28 AM

Scott Duncan

Remember the day Dean was Arrested? Lou Manotti went off to the seminar (NO he DIDN'T PAY!) to chat with Dean Clifford, but ended up making sure Norah Holloway didn't get swept up in the mayhem...

...he's really heroic when it comes to women, but the guy will totally bail the helm, when we are careening toward a million-dollar yacht. (Save us Admiral!) :D

Anyway I announced the seminar a THE PLACE TO GO if you wanted to avoid me. Aquilae had 2 OFFICERS there that you DON'T know too, so even though I wasn't there... I was there.

But THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR was playing that day, so I thought to myself, "Fuck their rights and personal liberties! They'll still be stupid after, and I know what's important"!

So, now that the "shock" has died down, you might want to experience that day from my perspective :D

Here is THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR. Watch it before the thing gets pulled :D

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0ByAyYx2cx8NDXzYtb2FrVU1mS00/edit

The "end" that gave me the "feels", for the TL;DR crowd:

Clara: Who's that? The Doctor: Never mind. Let's get back. Clara: Who is he? The Doctor: He's me. There's only me here, that's the point. Now let's get back. Clara: But I never saw that one. I saw all of you. Eleven faces. All of them you. The Doctor: I said he was me. I never said he was the Doctor. Clara: But I don't understand. The Doctor: My name, my real name, that is not the point. The name I chose is the Doctor. The name you choose, it's like, it's like a promise you make. He's the one who broke the promise. {Clara collapses} Clara? Clara! He is my secret. The Old Man: What I did, I did without choice. The Doctor: I know. The Old Man: In the name of peace and sanity. The Doctor: But not in the name of the Doctor.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0ByAyYx2cx8NDXzYtb2FrVU1mS00/edit

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Scott Duncan

If he'd said he'd have lizards, I would have been tempted to go, but I knew I'd get lizards, because the writer is one of Tara Duncan's biggest fans, so I knew ahead of time.

Evening at the TYCHO BRAHE = Lizards.

Evening with Dean Clifford = NO Lizards. Cops, and Bullshit, but no lizards.

...my choice was clear. :D

Pete Daoust

I like writing, I didn't wrote that much in my life, but since two years, I get to like doing it.....I can write in French, and in English (I know, but still, fuck ...). Writing makes me THINK a lot, I like it....

Stuart Stone

Hmmmm, This:

'Scott Duncan That is an upcoming article: THE MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PERSONS.

THE PERSON on ONE ticket, is NOT the PERSON on the other. They are SEPARATE PERSONS, but the SAME surety.'

Seems to tie in quite well with this:

'The Doctor: He's me. There's only me here, that's the point. Now let's get back. Clara: But I never saw that one. I saw all of you. Eleven faces. All of them you. The Doctor: I said he was me. I never said he was the Doctor. Clara: But I don't understand. The Doctor: My name, my real name, that is not the point. The name I chose is the Doctor. The name you choose, it's like, it's like a promise you make. He's the one who broke the promise. {Clara collapses} Clara? Clara! He is my secret. The Old Man: What I did, I did without choice. The Doctor: I know. The Old Man: In the name of peace and sanity. The Doctor: But not in the name of the Doctor.'

There are a few/several holes in my comprehension that are preventing me from tying these bits of information together...I am eagerly awaiting the article :)

Scott Duncan

I'd have my OWN FLOAT and I'd be sitting in my Admiral's uniform getting blown by the Swedish Bikini team!

Then I'd totally blow my wad into the crowd! :D

Then the Next Swedish Bikini Team member starts blowing me...

It'd be an awesome parade, and the Gay Community would be so jealous because I'd secretly hired a bunch of Gay Interior Decorators to make the Straight Pride Parade MORE FABULOUS, so the Gay Community sends a Lesbian terrorist group after me...

...we totally need a "Straight Pride Parade"! :D

Scott Duncan

...Panic would spread around the Gay Community, as word got out that the WORLDS MOST HETEROSEXUAL MALE is piloting his Bikini-Girl-Laden float into the heart of their community! ...and to add insult to injury, HE LOOKS FABULOUS!

...This is war!

David-Paul Sip

Okay? I was there when the ROPE squad snatched Dean Clifford. But Doctor Who? lol! This was one of my Dad's favourites when I was growing up. The show will creap out a young mind. To this day all I can remember are those robots saying "Annihilate! Annihilate!"

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