The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 6

Jun 20, 2014 2:52 AM

Jo Xappie

Do you remember THE CHAMP from Q107?

My long time friend Knuckles Muldoon invites me out to some real fancy restaurant for dinner.

As I'm sitting down, the waiter says to me: "pardon me sir, can I push in your stool?'

I said, "pardon"

"pardon me sir, can I push in your stool?'

Well I snap, loose it hit him with a flurry to the solar plexus, and as he's lying on the floor I say to him "How's that for your Pardon me sir can I push in your stool"

EVER SINCE, I'VE BEEN THE CHAMP