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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 6

Jun 13, 2014 2:57 AM

Stuart Stone

Hmmmm, if I want a car, but don't have the funds available to buy it, and some good samaritan comes along and takes care of the debt, without my asking....do I 'owe' this good samaritan anything?!?

Debt collector = good samaritan of the finance world.

Thank him for his good deed.

If I'm a cute girl in a bar and a nice guy buys me a drink, do I owe him 20 minutes of conversation, a blowjob or more?

Debt collector = 'nice guy' of the nightclub scene

look up the legal definition of 'nice'

I have a special affection for debt collectors because they help clean up any administrative errors I may have overlooked :D

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