ALL of them say "It was never like this when I was a dumb-ass kid" (Paraphrased)... ignoring that there are 30 TIMES the number of aircraft now, than there was 20 years ago.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 475Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 475 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.