That idiotic thought process is the RESULT of believing in imaginary friends. The process is designed to protect the delusion, not answer anything REAL.
He's actually confused as to why I hold him in such contempt, too!
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 699Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 699 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.