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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 6

Jun 04, 2014 4:49 PM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Oh, that damn signature! Man, that shit was drilled in ours heads pretty hard. I wonder why? Oh, wait! :D

I soon have to renew the driver license contract. And, as most of you, I am not any kind of expert in any of this. So, as a "born-again" sole authorized administrator, I am urged to NOTIFY the DMV of a few mistakes, and introduce the sole authorized administrator. I will slip a copy of the affirmation of the sole authorized administrator.

I will communicate in the notice that the person I happen to have needs a drivers license, because if not the sole authorized administrator may be seen as the liable party for the legal name, and I fear for my life when strangers think they can beat me up like Kunta Kinte, and commit crimes against me, for not producing "id." Also, I inform that the sole authorized administrator has decided NOT to buy back any public debt. So, I set the record straight of WHO is surety, who am I, and who I am NOT, even before touching their offices.

I send evidence with my notice to support my claim (affirmation, copy of the BC). I notify that I will be going to this particular office, this particular date to apply for the person, and that I will sign as the sole authorized administrator for the legal name. If there is anything illegal, or unlawful about this, please let me know. If not, I will assume we have an agreement, and I will apply for the person's driver's license. I want to let know my INTENT before hand. I do not sign notices, I use my administrator seal now, or nothing at all.

I carry a stamp that has my signature qualified as the sole authorized administrator that I carry around, for when I need it. Or, when it's a digital signature on a pad I write "Authorized by: Sole Authorized Administrator for MACKXIMUS MINIMUS", but no "signature." Just that NOTE/NOTICE. :D

Well, that is what it's on my mind, but what the fuck do I know? :/ At least I have the truth, and know how to keep it simple. Let's see how it all goes.

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