Well, if it's of any consolation, I doubt the original was much better anyways... bullshit is bullshit. We've seen this type of crap before. I hope he actually read this in open court. That would have gone over well... Heheh...
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 616Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 616 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.