If you want to win, it's $50k
If you don't want to win, but don't go to jail, it's $25k
If you want 2 years of jail, it's $10k
If you don't give a shit, give me $5k, and I'll do my best
HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 1355Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 1355 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.