I'm tired of explaining why I treat theists like the pieces of shit that they are. It's time to let someone else explain too.
When you are an ADULT with an IMAGINARY FRIEND, and you BELIEVE that crap, YOU HARM EVERYONE. This WHOLE SYSTEM stays running, because YOUR DELUSIONS are more important to you than REALITY.
That harms thinking people, and there is a HUGE shortage of them.
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Cara Small
Wow. Love it. It's almost as good as reading Tara's writing.
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Tara Duncan
I assume you meant that as a compliment.
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Scott Duncan
Indeed. A cringe-worthy comment, to be sure! :D
Anibal Jose Baez · Mackximus Minimus
Emphasis on cringe.
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Scott Duncan
Depends on where you are. On a vessel, only the captain.
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Tara Duncan
I have offered on several occasions to grant Scott three (or four) wishes. I have yet to be taken seriously :)
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Tara Duncan
Before he gets a snide comment in I should point out that some of his wishes are not achievable by mere mortals.
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Scott Duncan
NOT TRUE! We had "banging strippers in limos". That's up there on the whole "wish list".
I can think of many other wishes...
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Tara Duncan
Three words...Swedish Bikini Team.
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Scott Duncan
They haven't even RSVP'd, have they? :(
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Tara Duncan
I think we just haven't put together the right offer :p
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Pete Daoust
So to answer your question, Brauns Orig Libau T?lis, Swedish Bikini Team :P
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Pete Daoust
A wish has to be fulfilled, so whoever is in the room has the DUTY to grant it :D
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Pete Daoust
As long as it's not an "illegal" wish :D
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Scott Duncan
...even then, they're pretty open. :D
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Pete Daoust
Yes, with a few "this note is LEGAL tender, they could fulfill some crazy shit !!!!! :D
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Pete Daoust
Lawyer to his customer.
If you want to win, it's $50k
If you don't want to win, but don't go to jail, it's $25k
If you want 2 years of jail, it's $10k
If you don't give a shit, give me $5k, and I'll do my best
HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
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Pete Daoust
Thinking of it, it's not that funny :/
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T?lis B?auns · Brauns Orig Libau Tālis
:P Belarus bikini babe
1BitCHoin/hr
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T?lis B?auns · Brauns Orig Libau Tālis
:putnam: headshot! bjatch
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Scott Duncan
BATTLE BUNNIES!
When I have a big enough fleet to justify MARINES, this is what I want! :D
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Pete Daoust
hummm
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David Johansen
same idea different topic:
http://www.christophercantwell.com/2014/05/17/myth-good-guy-cop/
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T?lis B?auns · Brauns Orig Libau Tālis
/\ paragraph, paranoid roid with a god complex
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Jo Xappie
Pope Francis declares himself the antichrist and lucifer. Now I'm really confused???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jc61xBfcGI
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Pete Daoust
Who gives a shit, about POPES ?....he can declare him self the best football player of the year if he wants :P
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Jo Xappie
they're changing their beliefs :)
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Jo Xappie
"the Devil made me do it"
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Jo Xappie
maybe put that on your mugs
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Jo Xappie
HORNY BUNNIES :)
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