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I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 6

Apr 23, 2014 7:34 PM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

I have a DRAFT of an affidavit of affirmation. Chop it up, kids!

COMMONWEALTH OF PUERTO RICO ) ss MUNICIPALITY OF XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

AFFIDAVIT of AFFIRMATION

Comes now, I and/or ME and/or MYSELF, to tell the truth to the facts related herein states that I have firsthand knowledge of the facts stated herein and believes these facts to be true to the best of my knowledge:

1. I am ME. 2. I am not YOU. 3. My name is not of anyone's business. 4. I am not a LEGAL NAME. 5. I am NOT a NATURAL PERSON, and/or a PERSON of any kind. 7. I waive the right to be recognized as a PERSON, and/or a LEGAL PERSON, and/or a NATUTAL PERSON, under the law. 6. I DO NOT OWN any PERSON/S. 8. I am the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, BIRTH CERTIFICATE and/or SURETY BOND/PUBLIC RECORD # 152-XXXXXXXXXXXXX, with REGISTRATION DATE of XX APRIL XXXX. 9. I am NOT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. 10. I am NOT SURETY for XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. 11. PROOF of who is SURETY for XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, surety being the GOBIERNO DE PUERTO RICO/GOVERNMENT OF PUERTO RICO, is provided in exhibit A, a BIRTH CERTIFICATE and/or SURETY BOND/PUBLIC RECORD # 152-XXXXXXXXXXXXXX with REGISTRATION DATE of XX APRIL XXXX. 12. I, as a MAN, am not lawfully entitled to the BENEFITS of a BIRTH CERTIFICATE. 13. I am not an OFFICER, and/or a government AGENT, and/or a TRUSTEE, and/or a Government EMPLOYEE of the CROWN and/or THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and/or ESTADO LIBRE ASOCIADO DE PUERTO RICO and/or GOBIERNO DE PUERTO RICO . 14. I am NOT a SLAVE to ANYONE. 15. I DO NOT CONSENT to either slavery, and/or involuntary servitude. 16. All the administration done for the legal name XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX is subject to FEES. 17. I do not consent to be governed, other than by ME, AND/OR MY own free will. 16. I do not recognize and/or authorize ANY authority outside of ME. 18. There is no authority to attach any LEGAL NAME, and/or ANY information, derived from a public document to ME. 19. I will NOT buy back any public debt that comes under the legal name XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, and or account # XXX-XX-XXXX.. 20. As the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, BIRTH CERTIFICATE and/or SURETY BOND/PUBLIC RECORD # 152-XXXXXXXXXXXXX, with REGISTRATION DATE of XX APRIL XXXX, I will only ADMINISTRATE these public debts, and send them back to its beneficiary, so they can be presented to THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK and/or to which ever pertinent party, for complete discharge.

Further, I sayeth naught.

_____________________________ ____________________________ Signature Date

Commonwealth of Puerto Rico Municipality of XXXXXXX Subscribed and sworn to (or affirmed) before me on this ___day of ___________, 2014 I and/or ME and /or MYSELF, proved to me on the basis of satisfactory evidence to be the MAN who appeared before me. __________________________________ (Seal) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Notary Public

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