Apr 03, 2014 1:33 AM

I let this through, because we haven't had a good christian-bashing thread in a while :D

I'm drunk with the latest victory. I want to beat up christians, eat raw meat and fuck.

:-D

My mother was a minister she cheated on my father with and eventually married a preacher. He was physically and verbally abusive (kept me from school regularly in fear of repercussions from the school because of my injuries, days even weeks at a time) because, well, god.... He hated/hates me because since I was a young child I questioned his BELIEFS and mocked his sermons. :-) I once openly berated him during a church service he was preaching. ;-) If I learned anything from being victimized by a cultist and my own mother because, well, god. It would be that these people that claim they have a relationship with an imaginary being are dangerous to people in general but mostly their own family members. I always knew I was smarter than THEM!!!

She said she was single. I'm sorry. get over it!

Hahaha

She's a harlot

Yes. we like those :D

Some of my happiest moments in life involved dirty little sluts. Sorry, but it's just true. :/

You ever had the demon of masturbation rebuked out of you in front of a congregation??? I have.....

Ever have three women want to fuck you (at the same time) because your mind is so fascinating/compelling, that they want to make babies with you?

...I have.

Ok, it's not really the same. :/ It was a LOT of work though!

Caught me whacking and thought i was possessed. Haha

No. But i have had three woman want to have sex with me at the same time because i am a sex god. Word of mouth is amazing:-)

They can ignore that. They can't ignore "make babies". :P

That's powerful

You MUST DELIVER! Remember that. If you trigger "babies", be prepared to put out!

If you DON'T, well...

http://i.imgur.com/mRblAfo.jpg

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bunny%20boiler

I was at this coaching seminar the other day in support of a friend. The exercise was "I want to do X, but Y". Something you want, but what the fear is. get it?

Some woman in front of 200 or so people said "I want God, but I am a sinner". What a fucking crock! The speakers says "Who here thinks they are a sinner?" Just about everyone raised their hands. I thought it was perfect! Bunch of brainwashed sheep....

Only FUCKTARDS goes to seminars :D ..( It's written in the dictionary :/ ) ...NOT MY FAULT !! :(

Do you see a pattern developing here?

It's this "in support of a friend" part that makes me laugh :D

A friendette, I suppose :P

You should have wrote, "in support to my friend dick" :D

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Actually...negative.

Pete, some fucktard wrote something on paper.....ooohhh fuck. It must be true then!!

Damn......Its written?

Haha