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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Apr 27, 2014 12:36 AM

Scott Duncan

Sorry, dude... I "legally claimed" the moon in 1988, as a " romantic stunt" to get into a law student's pants.

True Story. I totally fucked her `till she cried, too! ...so bonus!

So I totally legally own the moon.Sorry dude.

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