The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Mar 27, 2014 6:14 PM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Dear Vampires Bank:

I am the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for the PERSON XXXXXXXX.

In the administration for the ACCOUNTING of XXXXXXX, we have found our LEDGER is UNBALANCED due to that the PROMISSORY NOTE # XXXXXX that YOU are the HOLDER ON DUE COURSE, has not been returned to original signatory party, XXXXXXX, after ACCOUNT # has been in fact settle, and closed in it's totality

If this is a mistake, please forgive me. If not, you have 10 business days to return the PROMISSORY NOTE to ME, the SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR (at such address), or you may choose to keep the PROMISSORY NOTE, conditionally that you settle the INVOICE included in this communication.

Thank you for doing business at XXXXXX, and happy fuck-off!

SOLE AUTHORIZED ADMINISTRATOR for XXXXXXX

(then, slap your cock in the paper, as your seal)

This is not something perfect, but it's to give you an idea. I am sure Captain Pete could do a better job than this, but this is just for an idea.

hope it helps.

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 7, page 84 · cut by a page break
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Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 7, page 84 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export. A page break in the printout cut off the end of this comment.