Dear Vladimir, as a token of our total disregard for taxpayer dollars, here's a house warming gift of $220M for your newly acquired piece of property on the southern tip of the Ukraine. Looking forward to the barbque this summer by the lake.
Regards, John Baird, Dumbass of foreign affairs
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 7, page 220Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 7, page 220 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.