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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Mar 13, 2014 6:25 PM

Jo Xappie

A Japanese couple is in an argument over ways to experience highly erotic sex.

Husband says, “Sukitak...”

Wife replies, “Kowanini.”

Husband says, “Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”

Wife on her knees literally begging, “Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”

Husband replies angrily, “Na miaou kina tim kouji!”

And YOU just sit there, reading this as if you understand Japanese

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 7, page 226
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