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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Mar 13, 2014 7:02 PM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

If you don't follow Scott's advise, you could end-up saying something like this:

"Big daddy. I conditionally accept, your offer to rape me, upon proof that a safe, yet sensitive condom will be used to perform the rapping. If this has made you "pissy", please forgive me."

Remember rule #1! :D

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 7, page 270
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