Mar 07, 2014 8:44 AM

Satoshi doesn't like governments, and banks committing breach of TRUST. I like "Satoshi". :D

I saw that newsweek thing. I thought the timing of finding "him" was a little bit too coincidental given all of the FUD lately. Well played.

"It's like Jesus himself posted on /r/catholic," quipped a Redditor.

The mysterious person behind the digital currency Bitcoin may still be a mystery. Dorian S. Nakamoto, the Japanese-American man in California fingered by Newsweek as the creator of Bitcoin, tells the Associated Press “he has nothing to do with it.” Though he does have a background doing financial software work according to the AP, he says he hadn’t heard of Bitcoin until 3 weeks ago, and that his comment that he was “no longer involved in that and cannot discuss it” was misunderstood. He says he was referring to classified engineering work in his past. Meanwhile, a long-dormant online account for Satoshi Nakamoto on the P2P Foundation website where Nakamoto originally discussed and posted about the Bitcoin project, came to life for the first time since 2009.

“I am not Dorian Nakamoto,” Satoshi Nakamoto added as a reply on a February 11, 2009 post announcing Bitcoin.

I am not dorian nakamoto p2p

“It’s like Jesus himself posted on [Catholicism discussion board],” commented a Redditor.

“Then again—isn’t that what Dorian Nakamoto WOULD say (if he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto)?” tweeted David Chen.

A representative from the P2P Foundation says on Reddit that the site is attempting to verify the post and plans to issue a statement.

While there’s now new doubt about whether Dorian Nakamoto is in fact Satoshi Nakamoto, I stand by my argument of this morning that whoever Bitcoin’s creator is, revealing his (or her) true identity is a necessary and important act of journalism. In the meantime, today’s back and forth on this story — including a L.A. car chase — has been as much of a rollercoaster, as one Redditor notes, as investing in Bitcoin.

Source: extracted/ forbes.com

Seriously... Satoshi Nakamoto

It's NOT A REAL NAME! It's like "Katya" in Ukraine. It's a JOKE NAME!

FUCK! `could've use BIGGUS DICKUS and the world would still be looking for the "Elusive Biggus Dickus". Seriously. That's what it looks like to ANYONE who has a clue.

Replace "Satoshi Nakamoto" with "Biggus Duckus" in EVERYTHING you read from now on, and you will see what I see.

haha

Seriously! "Satoshi Nakamoto" has got to be the biggest dump we've taken on the Japanese culture, since Hiroshima!

A close second was South Park, and their "Chinpokomon" episode. :D

For those who don't speak Japanese (Mine REALLY sucks): ???? "Pokemon" translates to "A Monster in your pocket"

???? "chinpoko" translates to "Penis"

"Chinpokomon" translates to "Penis Monster".

Genius :D

A "Monster in your pocket" ? :O , This guy certainly has been inspired by me, ...

Which guy?

I'm afraid you have no clue what I'm talking about. Every kid born after 2000 does. :P

I have put my CAPTAIN hair cut on, Admiral, I am ready to roll :)

10-4

Fuck, I still have this "niggeresque" nose :/

Word Up. Homey!

Word up homie! A way to greet somebody; namely a close friend. Another way of saying hello. Word up homie! What it be like?

Another way of saying hello.

HELLLOOSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!! :P

What an ugly fuck! Damn

It's no big deal, Chris, I am filled with "LOVE", inside of "me" :D

This game was more fun when you weren't filled with LOVE. :-D :-D

But if we go out together Chris, I will get ALL the girls, always did, you have ZERO chances on this with me... :D no matter HOW ugly you THINK I am, they will ALL want to come with me, they won't even look at you...

I know it's bad, but that's REALITY, and REALITY dosen't give a shit :P

I AM AWESOME !!!! :D

Easy guy....Easy.......You have your role, I have mine. Mine works! I am not worried.

It won't work, if I am around :D , you'll end up doing the "Chauffeur"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :P

Pete, I think you mean "wingman" in English. And I doubt it. :-D :-D

haha you crazy kids

:D

Gail's knows what I am talking about......hein Gail ? :D

ohh la la

Yeah, ohh la la !!!....exactly :P

hehe

That's EXACTLY what girls say, when I enter a place.....ohh la la !!! :D

Where is Nadine for this conversation?

Does she know that girls say this?

Chris Evan, Nadine knows all this, but she do not WORRY, she just can't be worry.....I am an AWESOME Man, and I am HER property, exclusive to her.....no other girl can compete with her, for the last 22 years it's like that, and it's NOT MY FAULT :)

In fact, she produce the same effect, when she enter a room :D

On me, anyway :/

that is very sweet Pete Daoust

"sweet" ? :-o

yes sorry among other things you are sweet :P

I am AWESOME, not "sweet" ! :( that's gay :(

are you gay?

I don't want to be *sweet* :(

No, but *sweet* is :D

ok I get it...you are AWESOME

Here you go :D

The Admiral will show up, in a few minutes, and will "destroy" all this.... :D

Petes Dictionary

Sweet error should be Awesome Pete Daoust

So lets PROFIT from this "moment" and use the most POWERFUL words to DESCRIBE "ME" :D

how do i profit from this exercise?

yes....how is this to my benefit?

I don't know, and It's none of my business.... :P

I'm just not servile enough to accept the roadside abuse, I can accept the ticket and administrate but I wont be intimidated and I'm compelled to be, calm, assertive, man.

on the other hand, I can serve public notice on the Chiefs of Police Corporate HQ that HENCEFORTH all future intercourse is billable through my courtesy to provide an invoice. Then, lien the fuck out of them if they dont pay up.

oops, wrong thread.

:D

derp

too much slave labour, I'm going to bed, rest brain

pocket monster. satoshi nakamoto is like using John Smith in America.

WOW!!!....you've got that one from the ONSTAR lady ? :D

yes, yes i did pierre, and you apparently liked it.

Here, I liked it very much :D