Feb 28, 2014 3:57 AM

I really am this fucking pretty.

me too,

AFFIDAVIT

I, Pete Facebook, do solemnly DECLARE that EVERYTHING I say in here, is the truth, only the truth, nothing but the truth...

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Every time someone mentions "Lana Dukakis," Scott says "I AM this pretty"...k, got it

Seriously! Before I got blocked, I think she mentioned her boobs 3, maybe 4 times! Seriously....what girl talks about thier own boobs to strangersGail Marie? Beverly? Mimi? Norah? isn't this strange behaviour?

he might be trying to tell us something..

I got the sneaking suspicion "it" was a cop right away.

Reverse image-search me all you like...

almost as handsome as me!

The only thing I get on this is "who gives a fuck" :/

You guys have ZERO chances against me, I am the fucking MALE in here :D

No.

that is good to know ty Scott Duncan

It's true Gail. I'm so fucking pretty, I don't need to use other people's pictures.

Yes. :P

Is your tongue out for a reason Pete?

that s gross sorry!

What ? ... I don't get it Tommy Atherton, sorry :(

Wheres Mackximus??? <High Five> We nailed this one!

"Im so fucking pretty" / "yes" --tongue out face. Sorry, suffering from cabin fever.

Ha....send me a NOTICE when you try a joke :D

Its sexual with a homoerotic tone

Fag.

that was the implication

Too bad you've missed "Fucks-the-Puppy" thread......that was sexual, homoerotic, fag, gross, and all these qualifiers you can think of.... :D

I can't believe I trashed that :(

You've come a long way, Captain. :D

Scrolling from the beginning to catch up, haven't got to "Fucks the Puppy" yet.

You may not find that one

But if you do....tag me in it

It was a classic. I'm pretty sure Beverly would be in the hospital from laughing too hard, if that thread continued :D

I TRASHED IT....I DESTROYED IT, in a impotant fury crises :(

Wish I had been on board since the beginning, hard to catch up.

You are Tommy Atherton, well, Cara Small , since the beginning always says, Tom says this, Tom said that, Tom is missing 2 inches, Tom is getting old, and stuff like that :D

I heard something about Cara Small straightening something out to......

Ooopss...was I not supposed to say that?

Fuck!

We ALL know you VERY well Tommy ;)

Don't worry, Tommy, I've been here since "the beginning", and it is STILL "hard" to catch up. But not impossible.

Tommy Atherton is in as far as I am concerned!

she's used to african men, and yes im getting old, and yes she did straighten out a certain kink, got an inch outta that, Wholly whole disclosure.

You have a CURVE now, If I remember good :D

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

No Pete....curve is gone!

Ha, I know it's in regards with a RIDING session of some sort :D

holy shit, hope the NSA LIKES THAT TYPE OF MATERIAL

I not surprised, she's not the private type.

Indeed :D

thought Adam might jump in here?

To talk about your penis??? Why would he do that? he only talks about his balls

Mention buck o five and you will get an endless story about his balls and masturbation habits

I think Adam has a big day today...he's distracted

Adam????

How do I sing out from this gay chat room? :/

I was there "LIVE" “and crying, I was laughing so hard... :D

right up to the TANTRUM

*sign , Mackximus Minimus :P

:D

Fuck I should have kept that thread, I feel like kicking my balls now, :(

*my teeth, sorry :/

I wouldn't mind having some disclosure myself.

Go ahead, we are all ears....

I was meaning I like to see that thread myself. Just when you think some things are in the private, BAM.

Y'all are off your tits.....hahahahahahahahahaha. ...yup Gail, I've a huge afternoon. ....the anti-agent is on a combined war path of disclosure. ...there's going to be sum inctedible minds there so agents beware...coz the buck - o - five man is standing with us all..... Oh yeh Chris, "my balls....my balls.....my balls " :-D Peace & love be ours.

Honesty is the best policy Lana Dukakis :-P

Lanis not honest....

I am.

I'm TOTALLY this fucking pretty.

Love you Adam Thomas

I did NOT disclose any names.

You are dealing with critical thinkers here, my dear.

And you THINK it helps the situation ? :-D

It was in an official bullshit thread. How were they to know I was telling the truth?

let sleeping dogs lie

You dawg, you.

Ooohhh...testy testy Cara ....so who's who in this zoo ??? Lani D, I'm convinced is a bloke.....but she might be a sheila that's too embarrassed to show her true picture. ....coz maybe she has a head like a racing yabbie....or a half sucked twistie.....or maybe her face caught on fire after she fell out of the fugly tree & her face was used as brakes by hitting every branch on the way down & then when she landed on the ground face first her face caught on fire & was whipped out with a bicycle chain....I could add more.....

But I might be wrong....I won't call out Duhrick, as being the bloke but....;-)

Ok so is there anymore trolls here that shouldn't be here ??? See its getting back to the source of the universal problem of trust. ....mine specifically yes....but is it not every one else's problem too??? I need to become CHOATE. ....Perfected....I will become completed one day when I am dead....but maybe it will not end with your / our / my death......I do not know I only believe that we are a never ending sole that is attached to an instrument & creates a never ending cycle of sole trading because we are all begun but not completed thus we are all INCHOATE. .... CHOATE.

Hey Pete. I think we still have Poopsex Mountain. Did I spell that correctly, Scott?

You did, Cara.

Wouldn't want to promote the wrong film.

i told you guys, some girl in TX was hounding me for $ to send her. i told her to post a picture of herself holding a sign that said, i <3 you dave, happy Vday. but her phone was broken... that was around the same time pete asked the 'laniD to do somthing similar...

but she was called out for being a cop a while back. 2 weeks passing buy in here is like a whole month of real time...

I don't bother investigating the fakes.

The crack team of TTFL sleuths are MORE than capable of doing the job. Why would I bother?

Is Lana still here?

Lana is still active. though, doesn't post very much :/ https://www.facebook.com/lana.dukakis?fref=browse_search that's the only Lana I could find.

She's in "vacation" :D

Cops has 13 weeks PAID vacation per year :P

...must be nice.

Norah Holloway...I am blocked

Well, they deserve it, they have to face ALL the criminals (All of us) the rest of the 39 weeks :/

Oh wait !!! ...

What did you do to get yourself blocked Chris? :/

She's in this group... https://www.facebook.com/groups/1421310844751664/

and this one

https://www.facebook.com/groups/kick.a.cop.in.the.face/

yah, she blocked me too, why i dont know. must be a T4L group thing.

derek and most of you are also in that group so it seems.

My only concerns is: Do she really have these huge boobs ? :/

Mine too. And I want proof