Feb 19, 2014 10:47 PM

The more he FOCUSED on the subject he LOVED, the more he began to communicate.....NO WAY !!!! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

ALERT, ALERT....!!!!!

Scott Duncan is right folks, we are a bunch of monkeys :D

I'm ALWAYS right. Why is that always such a fucking surprise? :P

:D

But the little BIG “man” says he enjoys nothing more than using his talent to help fellow classmates see the beauty he sees in the “numbers” !!! :)

What IF, we would let "children" do what they LOVE...? What if ?? :)

Ok, enough of this bullshit romantic stuff......where is the fucking war ?? :D , I am a fucking TOUGH guy, I gotta be tough, because MAN DON'T CRY for fuck sakes....bring me some TOUGH shit, so I can show all my fucking virility :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :D

^^ That is so sad but TRUE Pete. At least in my eyes. Men trying to be macho, tough and manly is one of the greatest problems "mankind" faces. Thanks for opening up and sharing your soft underbelly. :D This is my opinion and I'm sorry if it is thought of as a shitstain. :( I promise not to start any rumours that you're a big teddy bear. :P

I think the main problem is all the women, being attracted by tough guys :-D

And I am NOT big, and no one never saw me as a teddy bear :-D

That's more ChiefRock General's style :-D HAHAHAHA !!!!

I can see that as well. I am guilty of that too. Sometimes us women/girls aren't too bright. Especially when we are younger. We are taught that we should go with the tough and cool boys. Most of us get over that after a few tough boyfriends who like to fight and flip tables over. What a waste of time!

Hey Tara. Is Scott a teddy bear when no one is looking? You can tell us. :D

That question is curious in that it makes certain odd assumptions. First, if I understand the question, that being soft and furry is a preferable state to being honest and authentic. The second is that Scott would be something when people are looking and something else when they aren't - sort of like expecting a rock to get up and sing and dance when unobserved. The third is the presumption that if any of these things were true, I would have previously withheld the information, but would willingly disclose it if asked. Scott was, and is, an awesome guy. I wouldn't change a thing.

Nobody believes you. They can't. They think wrong, and value the wrong things.

I said, I AM NOT FUCKING BIG.........

Ok then. Scott = Teddy.

I meant no disrespect. :( All the men I have known so far have been different when their friends aren't around. That has been my experience.

I want my Nazi Asian Cum-Bunny now, please.

hmmm. Scott != Teddy.

www.teddyforlaw.com :P

:D

Nazi Asian Cum-Bunny. Faster's better :P

*Drumming Fingers*

You have me thinking now too Tara. I guess most of the men I've been with ARE two faced. Thinking about that makes me think less of my boyfriend. :(

That's exactely what I am doing, drumming fingers :/

That's because he IS less. You see how that works? :D

And why in the fuck do you end up with two faced men ???

Most of the time ?? :/

while [ "$ACB" = "0" ] ; echo "$SCOTT is not equal to $TEDDY"

Of course ...

I so TRUST you on that one Tara :D

Good question Pete. I always liked that they were a bit different with me. Now I am not so sure. Not sure at all. I feel confused. Pete. I meant to say all. :(

I love this one too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11u3vtcpaY

THAT confuses you?

Is there a bridge not too far from your place Lana Dukakis ? :D

I am going to be the root cause of all your nightmares for the next year, if that's the case. :P

WOW. Thinking about this changes everything for me. I don't like my boyfriend too much at the moment. :(

Yes there is Pete.

Good.... :)

Tara, Do you feel sorry for the little blonde? That is because you are crazy. It has no feelings! And the Brunettes are much nicer!

Owww.

I totally ripped that off from an Ikea commercial.

http://youtu.be/I07xDdFMdgw

I'm crying and I thank the both of you for the revelation that I now know he isn't "the one". He won't be to happy about this when he comes over after work. I don't think he'll even understand when I try to explain it to him.

That's a warning sign right there.

You sure you're not Robert Cormier ? :(

Fuck do you EVER sound like him :/

I think I just hurt myself laughing :D

WTF? Lana get a grip. This is the internet, a two-dimentional (and somewhat shitty) representation of reality. Take the red pill. Scott = Teddy. Everything is ok. Really.

That went over my head. Sorry. :(

Where else !!! :/

OK... stop kicking me...

Um... Yes. I'm totally cuddly.

where do you go from there?

So cute, so cuddly. Your boyfriend is fine. In fact, he is probably also cute and cuddly.

This discussion is getting too INTELLECTUAL for me, I think :(

Totally.

I am cute and NOT BIG :P

Size doesn't matter, Pierre :D

<---big

HAHAHA!!!.....that's what SHE told me, until she saw me naked :D

I think I just drooled on the Kent Barrett comment.

I don't know that I'd be bragging about that one in public, Pierre. :p

Tara Duncan, have you lost your blonde?

You have to keep an eye on them, you know, or they wander off!

Did you scare her away?

I always thought I dispised two faced men when I REALLY always liked them.

Tara frightens them. The Asian Cum-Bunnies are terrorized daily by her.

OH, spoke too soon.

Ok, the boyfriend's back in. The natural order of things may have been restored.

Lana Dukakis, ask yourself why any man would HAVE to "be different" when you are "alone" with him?

especially in the dark

they all look the same in the dark

I am NOT different, when I am alone with Nad, I always have the same size.....nothing changes :/

Tara Duncan would walk away tomorrow if I live in that sort of pretense. There's no NEED to pretend. There just isn't.

I liked that they "opened up" for me and shared their feelings. Now I am starting to think that none of them were/are BRAVE ENOUGH to be real in front of their friends.

I am

But I am with Nad, so no luck for you :D

OOOO... so very "special". YOU get to see what a two-faced person he is... not like everyone else! That makes you "special" because you're "in on the secret", right? :D

sounds alot like the high school quarterback

I'm weeping at the romance :D

HAHAHA!!!

I'm just weeping, because I peed my pants laughing at all this

Lana...

...do you know what a Boat-Bunny is?

Lewis Caroll to Scott: "There goes Biiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll"

Ok. I am getting a grip. It's just that what Tara said hit me like a ton of bricks for whatever reason.

Boat-Bunny.

Definition: Something being used by Scott Duncan.

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition “

Focus on the Boat Bunny question, Lana.

Now I do. Kind of thought that before but wasn't exactly sure

And how do Boat-Bunnies pay again?

PAY? They are BLESSED. Not paid.

My CAT doesn't have to PAY me... why would a BUNNY?

PAY is only in commerce.

I thought you were talking about the Asian Nazi Boat Bunnies, please forgive me

Being a Boat Bunny is a COMMITMENT...

It's not just a life - it's an adventure.

It's like marriage... but with more bukkake

LMAO

Jo laughed. That says something!

http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/7/4/7/2/ar130359917027474.jpg

Why am I the strong silent type?

That this gold is wasted here?

You're setting the bar kinda' low there, Pierre...

Pete Daoust...that wasn't even close.

...cool boat though!

Where else can you go from crying to laughing in just two minutes?

Easter is around the corner, should we start hiding eggs?

This whole thread has been very "tender"

Well, depend Ceit Butler, Can you imagine the fun, middle of the Ontario lake, and I decide this bunny comes back swimming :D

We're still looking for the ones we hid in 2007. Stupid holiday.

Well, Tara Duncan knows the rules: You break it, you bought it.

"swimming"? Clearly you know NOTHING about Lake Ontario! :p

Tara clearly broke the blonde.

I was just playing with it.

Ok, can you slow down the pace here for fuck sakes ?

Yes, and while you were playing with the blonde, you broke it. Who's surety?

Can I be held accountable for the blonde?

I put it back together. It's ok now. Yes, you may hold the surety.

I feel like I have a purpose now, Thank you!!

YES... YOU are. You broke the blonde, and now you have to fix it.

It's a blonde. How hard can it be?

That's why I can't have friends isn't it?

The blonde is not real, just saying.....ya know like that fucking cake that took me two weeks to get ?? :/

Yes. This and that "Axe in the small of the back" game you like to play...

Depends what needs fixing. I'm still cleaning the liquid paper off the computer screen from the last one that tried to edit a sentence in WORD.

That may have thinned out the "friend pool" a bit.

:D

Jo Xappie, you just hold surety. You get no BENEFIT.

Just like court!

No, just the cost of a new monitor

Tara broke the blonde. Tara fixes the blonde. The Admiral has spoken.

Or...you could keep the old monitor and just type the same thing over, and over, and over again.

That's hillarious

like the everready bunny?

Where's my Nazi Asian Cum-Bunny?

Fuck Kent, you look like Bill Wyman :D

Sort of, only like art imitates life.

Sorry Kent, not Bill Wyman, but Keith Richard......sorry Man... :/

Does anyone have any insight on this:

A friend of mine tried to send a Registered letter to the US today. He was told that Canadapost can no longer accept Registered Mail to the US and was refused service.

I have an insight

It's all privatized now. It happened under your nose.

CERTIFIED Mail is your only option now...and look at a NEW stamp and notice the LACK of denomination.

Didn't know you could send certified mail from Canada

You can't.

You send it through the embassy.

the US Embassy on University Avenue?

Every embassy has a post office for their region.

:)

And does it get there lickity split?

OF COURSE the one on University! Do you know of OTHER US embassies in Canada?

No, guess not

Do I need a passport to get in?

It's not an airplane :D

Fill me in! I want to know where they are... then look up EMBASSY. There can only be one.

...and it's a consulate. Not sovereign territory.

http://canada.usembassy.gov/

There's a US Embassy in Ottawa too.

Fuck, there is two in Montreal, one French and one English :-o

Hey wouldn't it be cool to hear someone speak French with a Southern Draw

Because the Consulate is in Toronto! ...On University Ave.

Bon Jour y'all

Now look up EMBASSY.

Good night Lana.

Good night Tara. :)

http://canada.usembassy.gov/locations.html

these are all the locations in Canada

Is certified mail where you send the mail and the post office confirms it was delivered and nobody has to sign for it?

Thanks for the roller coaster ride Tara. I enjoyed it a lot in a weird kinda way. :D

now you're sounding kinky lana

Shit, how come I missed the roller coaster ? :-\

I was here all the time ffs !! :-\

Silent but deadly Pete Daoust

She left a broken blonde on the internet?

*sigh*

I'm the surety not to worry, everything is under control

As surety I guess I have to do whatever the Blonde tells me to do

Don't give up your day job, Jo...I don't think you're cut out to be a Bunny Wrangler! :D

I have to agree.

...and I know my way around a bunny.

too many mouths to feed to do that Ceit Butler

Lana Dukakis, if you are still reading, I have been instructed by Tara Duncan to inform you that you are pretty... Something about "that's all blondes really care about" or similar...

I'm told that was too much disclosure. I have been instructed to truncate the last post to the simple "You are pretty" and leave it at that...

...sorry if this caused any confusion.

You are pretty.

And Greek :-D

Great Culture

Thank Tara. While I certainly appreciate the compliment I agree with you Scott. It's just the way I was born. I realized some time ago that being pretty is often a handicapp. My looks and boobs get me the kind of attention that I don't usually want. It can come in handy though. If I need help there is usually no shortage of willing men. :)

fuck the wine :-(

and eat souvlaki and olives and dance on the tables

Let me be UNLIKE ANY MAN BEFORE!

I'll cum on your face and WON'T help... Not even a little. :D

It's obvious Lana Dukakis, just the profile picture you have is clearly reflecting it :-D

LOL I somehow KNOW you would! TOO FUNNY! :D

Are Blondes reall deaf ??? O_o Or is it just me ???

Siegs....really