I'll send 100 Doge to the 1st to guess correctly this little trivia. Just for fun, ok?!
Who, from the group, could possibly write something like this:
"I was walking on the beach.
I saw a penguin.
The penguin raped me.
I fought back, but then hugged the penguin.
Moving on."
Who do you think could it be? :D 100 Doge! (It's a fun joke, please no taking "offense")
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 7, page 457Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 7, page 457 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.