I'll wager he'll accept his invitation to become a member upon completion of his studies. And he'll justify the decision in his own mind with something clever like "I'm going to fix the club from the inside."
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 6, page 129Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 6, page 129 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.