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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Jan 29, 2014 5:43 PM

Pete Daoust

I am very sick :( , fever, the floor is moving, my head wants to explode, I am fucking freezing, and extremely HOT.......and I take 4 advil each 4 hours......here is what it does :-o

TO : Whom ever keeps Dean Clifford, the Man, in captivity.

My name is Pierre, and I was PERMIT to have the rank of CAPTAIN, in a private navy, and Dean Clifford is a SAILOR in this private navy.

The problem I have is, I ABSOLUTELY need Dean to have access to a computer, for appx 3 hours, this is very important, because some very precise commands has been given by “me”, the Captain.

If Dean canât have access to a computer, in the next 48 hours, he will suffer form MILLIONS and MILLIONS in lost.

And, I won’t have any other choices to help “YOU” accountable for this lost. So I will have to fill a report, remit it to the ADMIRAL of this private fleet, and you will have to cover these losts.

Stop.

Captain Pierre.

:D

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