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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Jan 25, 2014 4:51 AM

Scott Duncan

Off topic:

I am still stuck on the whole abortion issue; On one hand, it kills babies, and I can TOTALLY get behind that...

...but it gives women a CHOICE, and they (women) aren't very good at that.

You see my dilemma.

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Pete Daoust

Me I say FUCK IT, do whatever you want ladies, I don't give a shit.......too busy with other shit, and I will NEVER have a baby in my belly, so what do I care...

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Beverly Berta Braakschmack

um... let's see... how often does your wife get "offended" by something you did or said?

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Scott Duncan

The technical term for what Beverly is describing is Chick Shit.

Chick Shit, seems to be a massive blob of irrational nonsense that floats down random neural pathways in women. Sometimes this blob gets stuck between firing neurons at the most inopportune times; Like when you just finished telling her how nice she looks when she has just put on make-up to go out, and she sees it as "you sure are ugly without make-up"... You know... Chick shit. We've all seen it. Don't deny it.

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Scott Duncan

Chick Shit can be neutralized. It's easy.

I'm too lazy, and value my time too much so I'll just say "grabbed by the hair, dick in mouth... you get the idea... It's more complex than that, but that's the basic idea.

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Scott Duncan

Not with Computer Science!

PCMCIA actually stands for: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms :D

FAT= File Allocation Table The file system that is the basis for pretty much every OTHER file system out there.

NTFS = New Technology (NT) File System. Yes, NT as in Windows NT. That's what NT stood for. Really. BETTER word pairs that more accurately describe the OS include (but are not limited to):

Nice Try Nervous Technicians Not There No Thanks

Until service pack 6a, We at Rogue Support referred version 4.0 as "Windows NT Doesn't-Workstation".

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Scott Duncan

MODERN SCSI, to be clear. I've done my time dealing with hunting down the devices that are triple-terminating a production server that needs to be deployed yesterday. :P

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Scott Duncan

It's hard to break out of that mindset, even IF you can get any cable in the industry, from Belkin for less than 20 bucks and have a $900 hard disk replaced with a larger/faster one for less than $200.

Things moved slow back then.

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Scott Duncan

I can get a 120 gb drive for 30 bucks today.

My FIRST 120 gb drive was $500. I had 5 of them.

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August le BlancBobis Youruncle

Now, when you are cooking the babies, have you tried the Panakow breading and a deep fryer? It does wonders for sealing in moisture, Hmmm….. Tis what we Hear any ways” They make them quite tender” After all, this is the Tender Babies thread is it not?

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David Johansen

well yes. i had originally said fat16 or fat32 but then changed it to ntfs. why i thought that might be funnier? i dunno, i thinked wrong i suppose. maybe i thought it would get me laid.

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Colin Stephen TonksKnownAs Colin

Personally, we support women's rights to termination of a pregnancy, particularly from the result of rape. However, there should be a time-frame within which the termination to occur, otherwise it should proceed full-term.

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