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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 5

Jan 23, 2014 9:49 PM

Pete Daoust

You want SIMPLE shit Mathew Wolfe ??? :D

Here is some for you :D

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Accounting.,

Definition: To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.

Act of Birth.

Definition: A “DEAL” made between a Mother and/or a Father and The Government, that has a COMMERCIAL purpose, and leads to a PERSON’s creation.

Administration,

Definition: Taking care of stuff.

Boat-Bunny.

Definition: Something being used by Scott Duncan.

Birth Certificate.

Definition: A document prepared by an official during the course of his or her regular duties, and which may be used as evidence for certain purposes, like showing who is SURETY for a person.

Deal.

Definition: Commercial agreement.

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Event.

Definition: A specific moment in time, where something specific happened. Like when the government creates a PERSON.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Fuckwit.,

Definition: See Fucktard

Kidfuckery.

Definition: A sport, usually practiced by Priest and/or other Fucktard.

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being. Lien.

Definition: An arrest on title, known to be the ONLY valid claim in COMMERCE.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Niggeresque.

Definition: Adjective usually employed by someone who love a white Jesus.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Pocket.,

Definition: Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff

Seminar.,

Definition: A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman

Signature.

Definition: Something you can GIVE, or not.

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.

Surety.,

Definition: Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

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