Jan 13, 2014 12:57 AM

Hey! That's mine!! Brat...

You two remind me of someones... :-)

And no, I am not drunk :-D

Its not HIS either... it is someone else's actually :P

WHO own the bank ? :D

What is a BANK ? :D

Who NEEDS a bank ?

We do to be free. Free = no debt

Well I never authored it, it came from a friend of Glenn's, I think the guy was an accountant, a smart one at that it would seem. NOTICE: Boobies is drunk again, but in denial as always... :)

* hiccup*

:-D

I like Boobies :-D

Amen

Actual 3 part document flow:

1. Letter to lawyer 2. Affidavit 3. Questions for bankers

1. Letter for lawyer trying to fuck you over:

ABC Lawyers Date: January1, 2014 123 Main Street Anytown, USA 12345

Ref ABC Bank Loan # 123456

Dear Sir:

I am in receipt of your letter dated 23 June 2006, in which you are threatening to sue me if I do not pay this alleged debt. You can go ahead and sue me if you wish but I intend to prove in court that the subject loan was a fraud from the inception. I intent to ask a CPA and an officer of the bank the attached 160 questions on the stand in open court, and prove that I was never loaned anything.

If in fact, the bank did loan me a depositor's money, then please have an officer of the bank sign the enclosed affidavit, and I will re-consider my position.

Sincerely, John William; Doe

2. Affidavit mentioned in step 1:

AFFIDAVIT

State/Province of XXXXX ) ) SSS XXXXXX County )

1 I, _________________ (printed name) hereby certify that I am an officer of ABC Bank and I have personal, executive, and documented knowledge of loan 123456 which was taken out by John William; Doe on 10 July, 2004.

2 I hereby certify under penalty of perjury that the funds provided for loan 123456 were a depositors money.

I hereby Certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct to the best of my firsthand knowledge and belief.

________________ _______________ Signature Date

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

As a Notary Public for the State of ____________, I hereby Certify that _________________________, who is known to me, or who provided suitable proof of identity, and executed the forgoing Affidavit of their own free will and choice.

________________ _______________ Notary Public Date

3. 160 questions for bank shitheads: See OP

Peace

Was the bank or the borrower to provide the funds to issue the bank loan check? (The borrower). How was the borrower to fund the check if the bank was to loan the borrower money? (That is just the way banks operate).

that is JUST the way BANKS operate! invisible Money made from thin air:)