From a really bad really old movie:
Doctor : If you have 7 apples and your neighbour takes 3.
How many apples do you have?
Evil Roy Slade: 7 apples and one dead neighbour.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 8, page 585Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 8, page 585 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.