Scott Duncan
"Name five impressive things about yourself. Write them down or just shout them out loud to the room. But here's the catch -- you're not allowed to list anything you are (i.e., I'm a nice guy, I'm honest), but instead can only list things that you do (i.e., I just won a national chess tournament, I make the best chili in Massachusetts)." Um... OK.
1: I Write. A LOT, and EVERYONE (even the people who hate me) LEARNS.
2: There is NOTHING I can't do with a computer.
3: I tell the truth, when others won't, no matter the cost.
4: I lie to deceivers and I do it well
5: I'm the admiral of a private navy, filled with really smart officers who live and die at my command.
6: I am in the middle of collapsing the banking system and starting a war.
7: I profoundly understand women to a level where I reap all the benefits and endure none of the drawbacks of the gender.
8: Everything I do, I do BETTER than everyone else; This list is an example.
9: I am a GREAT composer.
10: I dedicate 4 hours a day to study, so I will ALWAYS know more than you.
:P
Pffft... GIVE ME A CHALLENGE, CRACKED!
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 6, page 1218
