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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Dec 30, 2013 12:07 AM

Pete Daoust

Start your own currency.

The Money ReportIt sounds complicated, but really it's as simple as three steps.

First, amass a bank of stuff. Let's say gold.

Second, decide on a sensible unit for your new currency. Let's say one "Derek Dollar" token is worth a gram of gold.

Third, convince a critical mass of people to use it so that "Derek Dollars" are redeemable not just within my group of friends, but among shops and merchants around the world.

Voila, we've got our own private currency.

"Derek Dollar" :D

Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!

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