The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Jan 13, 2016 7:15 PM

Ceit Butler

I've pondered all of the possibilities. Perhaps this is a simply a case of mechanical failure. As a result of the buildup of weed and crumbs in the keyboard, the colon key sticks!

Maybe August suffers from a degenerative condition like Dupuytren's Contracture (also known as "Vikings Disease"! Seriously... Go look it up) which causes his little fingers to spasm and land on that Shift-colon key combo.