Maybe one of you can share my dictionary with them.... :D
The 2nd Edition is on its way :P
Pete’s Law Dictionary
First Edition —
Accounting.,
Definition:
To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.
Administration,
Definition:
Taking care of stuff.
Debt:
Definition:
A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.
Fucktard: noun.,
Definition:
Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.
Fuckwit.,
Definition:
See Fucktard
Legal:
Definition:
Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.
Man: noun.,
Definition:
A human with a penis, preferably alive.
Person.,
Definition:
A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.
Pocket.,
Definition:
Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff
Seminar.,
Definition:
A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman
Supreme Being.
Definition:
Include a Man and a Woman.
Surety.,
Definition:
Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.
Woman.,
Definition:
A human with a vagina, preferably alive.
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Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 366Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 366 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.