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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Dec 22, 2013 3:07 PM

Pete Daoust

Maybe one of you can share my dictionary with them.... :D

The 2nd Edition is on its way :P

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Accounting.,

Definition: To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.

Administration,

Definition: Taking care of stuff.

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Fuckwit.,

Definition: See Fucktard

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Pocket.,

Definition: Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff

Seminar.,

Definition: A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.

Surety.,

Definition: Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

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