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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Dec 21, 2013 8:41 AM

Scott Duncan

I was just on the phone with Robert Cormier... who'd drunk-dialed me. In his slurred ramblings he made up some shit about "heroin" and me.

...yes. I supposedly said I was an ex heroin user, and he "can't find the post" because his "computer is old".

When I pointed out that he was talking out of his ass, he DARED say the words "I'm not buyin it".

Like heroin through his veins, he felt a sharp tingling sensation followed by...

BANNED!

I was unaware that this needed explaining, but:

You don't get to make up stories about me Being a heroin addict (Seriously? I need to explain this?).

and

YOU don't get to imply I am lying about shit YOU make up.

... I really needed to explain that? You people wonder why I have such contempt for you.

So, anyway. That happened...

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Daniel J Wentz

Scott as a Captain scares the crap out of me in ways I can't accurately describe. :/

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Scott Duncan

Not good enough Jay Kay. That's just name calling. You must INSIST that I wrote about it and then imply I'm lying when I point out that your talking out of your ass.

Good try though! :D

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Scott Duncan

His number now routes to a busy signal.

If he keeps calling I'll route him to a toll like offering Gay Phone Sex.

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Daniel J Wentz

Don't get too comfortable.

He's just here to clear up my nasty "Second-hand information".

That reminds me:

BEGIN: Second-Hand Information -----------------------------------

Ah the rhetoric of Andrew Fatone!

You seem to be under the misguided assumption that you have entered into a debate. You are not expected or invited to respond as your response would again be rehetoric.

The interesting thing about your ilk is that you rewrite history to suit your public persona. Your ad hominem attacks and profanity notwithstanding, you and I know who and what you really are. You know who you "claimed" to be, and the reality of what you ultimately have to offer.

You were given much more than you allege in this post, both financially, educationally and interpersonally.

The last time you visited, you were allowed onto the boat at the Admiral's request. You will not be allowed to return by the Captain's order.

Those few people who have been in our company have always been the recipients of anything and everything we have to offer. At times this has involved ridiculous opulence; at others a conversation and a cup of tea.

Scott's price for this consideration is your honesty, willingness to learn, and, perhaps, when called upon, a small favour. The favour is always trivial to you, but is everything to us. In this, as in your promise to set the record straight, you demonstrably failed.

There is nothing to debate here; nothing to refute. At the end of the day you and I know the truth. When you wake up tomorrow morning, your public bravado notwithstanding, you will still be only what you are.

(In case anyone is confused, this is not Ceit)

END: Second-Hand Information -------------------------------------

Seriously. Stop wasting time with these loads of defective cowards. They waste time and resources.

As I understand it, Andrew Lawrence waddled in and declared "I answer to NO MAN", then the stupid land-whale wanted ratification!

I vetoed that, and removed that possibility, permanently. He could theoretically be crew, but we don't have ANY vessels that need THAT much ballast.

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Pete Daoust

Robert Cormier Trying to post on the Admin Group :D

Robert Cormier Pete believed too much and pissed Scott off. Scott hates briefs.

Robert Cormier They killed his little girl.

Robert Cormier Happy now?

Robert Cormier

FUCK! CAN'T WE AGREE ON ANYTHING?

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Harold Austerman

WELCOME BACK ADMIRAL!!!!! I told Pierre I missed getting Tongue Lashed by Scott, so he said, YOU FUCKING MORON, YOUR NOT QUALIFIED TO BE ASKING!!!! Then ALL felt Normal!!! Seriously welcome Back!!!

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August le BlancBobis Youruncle

This is in no way an endorsement, He pulled a derek hill and created then added me to this group, which I have left” check it out you may be added unknowingly”

The Tender For Law 2

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Ceit Butler

Well, whales tend to be rather LARGE mammals. So a LARGE mammal...on land...does that connect the dots for you? :p

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Cara Small

Why do I NOT get invited/added to these "other" groups people invent? I am seriously starting to think no one likes me:( BTW Scott Duncan, I am loving having you dumb yourself down yet again for us all! You Porn-Loving pothead!

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David Johansen

thats a shame, he probably didnt know he was talking to you and thought he was talking to somonelse. brainwashing will have that affect on people.

it isnt sad enough that people pull shit out of there ass and wipe the walls with it... but then they by force make another have to waste precious time cleaning it up when we obviously have better things to do with our time.

thanks Admiral for sharing that with us.

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David Johansen

well that was fun to read for breakfast at 14oclock. the BEST time to sleep is when all the fuckups and asswipes are out roaming in public, or when its been quiet for a while and the shhhhhhh in my head from all the ear damage my youth exposure has caused settles down to a soft roar...

enjoying the 55* with the windows open, hearing all the autos going by...

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Howard PosehnAladdin Sane

Things are gearing up over at the tender for law 2. Look at who is being schmoozed over to lead the way: Robert Menard was invited to The Tender For Law 2 by Who-are You Frisbey. 13 hours ago

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Scott Duncan

I should think that I have demonstrated that I am the ONLY VALUE this group has. What does the "TENDER FOR LAW 2" bring to the table?

Seriously. If you were "Invited" and you don't remove yourself NOW, you've made your choice.

The stupid drunk fuck can't even come up with his OWN NAME, and has to leech off of my intellect.

CHOOSE NOW!

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David Johansen

gees, i havent been invited yet... wouldnt have even known about it if it wasnt mentioned. good thou i suppose, atleast i can keep watch if they do me without asking. i dont need any more than to wait for scott wisdom.

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Just when you thought it was impossible, many keep going FULL RETARD!

"Have the Tender For Law for breakfast and then eat something of Substance2"?? Soon to be renamed: "Have a Tender for ASS for breakfast (or brunch, if lazy), then eat some of my JISM substance2"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wVagQ_LVd4

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Pierre Eleveneightfivetwo, I can see a mug coming.

This mug has some Facebook names on it. Maybe some faces too? :D

They all have one thing in common... they belong to a special little group called:

The Tender for RETARDS!

"Never go Full retard. But if you do, please join us" :D

I'll buy mugs 30 today!

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Robert Cormier posted to Norah Holloway's wall:

<<I know that having freedom of choice is banned in Scott's world, but, take your power back and join us at TTFL 2. Don't submit to threats. Many of us want you to appear. :) :) >>

SO gay...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgHITc1OL-c

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Pete Daoust

So if I get drunk, and call Scott Duncan, and get very stupid with him on the phone, and then Scott decide to eliminate me from his life and view, because I am very stupid.......

Of course the day after I will yell all over that Scott is a bad guy !!!! , and I will cry all over that Scott VIOLATED my free speech RIGHT....

How can this goes more retarded than this ??? :D

You should post this call in here Scott.....I am sure you must have record this call :D

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Pete Daoust

Maybe one of you can share my dictionary with them.... :D

The 2nd Edition is on its way :P

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Accounting.,

Definition: To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.

Administration,

Definition: Taking care of stuff.

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Fuckwit.,

Definition: See Fucktard

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Pocket.,

Definition: Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff

Seminar.,

Definition: A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.

Surety.,

Definition: Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

||||||||||||||||||||________92

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Well Scott, "freedom of choice" is something VERY important to "The Tender For 'Tards". Maybe being "bright" is not part of their job description. Even under "threats", some of the 'Tards at TT4R, will choose being retarded above all cost.

Creating TT4R2 is retarded. (Talk about lack of original thought)

Creating "The Tender for 'Tards 2", and inviting Ceit Butler, and Lou Manotti to join... is going FULL RETARD!

And we all know to... NEVER GO FULL RETARD! Remember Sean Penn in "I am Sam". You might go home empty handed.

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Pete Daoust

OK.....question from Chris Evan: I wonder what topics will be up for discussion over there?

Answer from ME: What kind of beer gives the best buzzz !!!

Cara Small Atherton

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Chris Evan

We call this stuff 'Bum Juice' :

https://www.google.com/search?q=mad+dog+20/20&espv=210&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&source=iu&imgil=e9LtFXKCQamk7M%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcRuN9owQ6jkjj8CM0BkPJR4A7XXG76yQci0-9jUvVhfDtt7v_iiYw%253B300%253B263%253BkEN0G4wKODxRbM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.ghettowine.com%25252Fmaddog%25252F&sa=X&ei=4WK3UpK5JMS0sASIooGwCA&ved=0CDYQ9QEwAQ&biw=1366&bih=642

James Baal

Sorry to say but too much strange shit is going down right now.. this is no coincidence ....this is an attempt to disassemble they are playing the mind fuck game with us....Dean Clifford was just a push on the start button beware of trolls and agents something big is coming our way....

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Daniel J Wentz

Scott Duncan brings his experience, credentials, knowledge, and skill to the table. That's why this group even exists.

They can't even come up with their own name.

What is the point of that group again?

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Pete Daoust

The first edition was a BETA test, now that it just passed the test, with you, OBVIOUSLY giving value to it, I will release the second edition sometime in 2014, and the very first and ONLY hard cover FIRST edition, will be sent to you, with MY authograph on it..... :D

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Pete Daoust

OH FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!........"Niggeresque" I have to add this one in the 2nd edition right now !!! :o

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Pete Daoust

Birth Certificate.

Definition: A document prepared by an official during the course of his or her regular duties, and which may be used as evidence for certain purposes, like showing who is SURETY for a person.

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Pete Daoust

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D ......this is awesome :D the 4 in 1 Bundle :D

Fuck is this ever fucking awesome !!!! :D

Register a birth (new baby) newborn baby

How to register a new baby’s birth and in one transaction:

get a birth certificate apply for a social insurance number (SIN) and sign up for Canada child benefits (including Ontario child benefits)

This is called the 4-in-1 Newborn Bundle.

http://www.ontario.ca/government/register-your-newborn-baby

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Pete Daoust

...in one TRANSACTION......only one TRANSACTION :D

transaction noun: accomplishment, achievement, act, action, activity, administration, adventure, affair, commission, completion, consummation, deal, deed, direction, effectuation, enactment, enterprise, execution, exercise, exploit, management, measure, negotium, operation, performance, proceeding, process, purchase, sale, undertaking

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