Speaking of stocking stuffers Derek, this one might be good for signing contracts you don't agree with. Perhaps one in the car to sign tickets at the side of the road. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/bf21/?srp=15
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 586Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 586 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.