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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Jan 04, 2014 2:28 AM

Scott Duncan

Nothing?

I'll continue.

Once a month I must field grievances of the fleet. The LOWEST crew member to the highest captain, gets 5 minutes to present their case.

It's easy. Everyone has a story to tell, and has nothing to do with MY role. I just let them babble (Usually about Dan's XO) until their time is up.

I SAY NOTHING, and ASK NOTHING, because if I speak, THE FUCKING CLOCK STOPS. YOUR 5 minutes, not OUR five minutes.

...oh, you didn't know that, did you? THE CLOCK STOPS WHEN THEY SPEAK

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