(Over the intercom) "Personnel from the 'Shit Stain Cleaning Department', please check aisles 5 and 7 for possible spillages."
Hahaha!
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 763Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 763 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.