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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Dec 01, 2013 6:33 PM

Derek Moran

Here's a pdf-copy of the Black's Law 4th-edition that Dean Clifford was citing at his seminar:

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Pete Daoust

There is ONLY a first edition Derek, why you direct Miller Tyme on a wrong path ? :(

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Accounting.,

Definition: To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.

Administration,

Definition: Taking care of stuff.

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Fuckwit.,

Definition: See Fucktard

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Pocket.,

Definition: Something that usually carry a person and/or other stuff

Seminar.,

Definition: A room filled with Fucktard, being taught some stuff by a Man or a Woman

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman. Surety.,

Definition: Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

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Derek Moran

Scott told me over the phone that Law Dictionaries were basically a 'SECOND-FENCE,' too for us.....they were created by the same guys who created SHAKESPEARE and THE BIBLE. So if i ever have to go to court, im going to put in my Affidavit that i am using the words that my public servants taught me in grade-school/high-school/University/and kindergarten, from the Webster's Dictionary my daddy bought me for Christmas when i was 12

..then again- it IS fun learning THEIR words, and using'em against THEM :D

Signed, Surreptitiously and Latently Covinous

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Derek Moran

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

* A thing, usually found in a person's mailbox, that you can buy back with THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER, or, DISCHARGE by way of SET-OFF via its surety.

..there- fixed that for you

Signed, Peer-Reviewed :D

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

One most look at English legalese just as what it truly is.... one of the most brilliant programming languages. It's ALL used to PROGRAM us. We DID NOT CREATED IT, so we cannot claim control over its words. It controls US.

And whoever knows about this program, and understands why, and how to use it, knows exactly how to manipulate us. So much that we could put a gun to our heads at command, and certainly pull the trigger.

The brain is the first super computer, and some men know this from a long time ago, and have created computer languages/languages to program us.

It should be MORE than obvious by know.

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

<<A programming language is a formal language designed to communicate instructions to a machine, particularly a computer. Programming languages can be used to create programs that control the behavior of a machine and/or to express algorithms precisely.>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_language

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Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

One of the many reason Scott said we are not capable of "original thought " is because we don't even control the languages we "think" we know, and use, just as a computer cannot control it's programming.

But unlike the computer, a man can reconnect with the source. The main source. And then, its really about survival of the fittest. The fittest animals will prevail. And some motherfuckers have the lead.

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Pete Daoust

It depends Mackximus Minimus, if some gets to need to much "ADMINISTRATION", I won't be shy to send a NOTICE about some FEES involved.....I did it once so far.....and they just DISAPEARED :D

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