Sign the RIGHT way at your bail hearing and get the fuck out so that you're actually able to handle things properly.
Take the disclosure, read all the LOVELY things that it states on the front, that you are agreeing to by accepting these documents.
STAPLE (so it becomes part of the document and cannot be removed) a Notice of Mistake, neatly, onto the top of the front page and MAIL THAT FUCKER BACK, as declined. :D
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 840Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 840 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.