The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Nov 26, 2013 9:15 PM

Derek Moran

ALERT: Derek Moran has been FREED.

Held all day WITH his consent, while receiving intermittent verbal-lashings of being told he THINKS wrong while being fed cake-coffee-water-and-pizza by his captors while Derek willingly suffered from The Stockholm Syndrome and an over-exposure to LENS FLARES, the night ended without incident, as now under The Spell of the AQUILAE-PROGRAMMING, escorted-and-accompanied THE CAPTAIN onto Dry-Land and into downtown Toronto, whereupon there, his ORDEAL finally came to a conclusion. That being said- he looks forward to the next time being beaten by 'Billy-Club' Butler.

Oh...and the Birth Certificate, is a BOND, that announces one is able/eligible, to engage/conduct themselves in COMMERCE.

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 555
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