Stuart Stone
This is where it begins to become fun & interesting...
A 'claim' is brought against the name & delivered to me...it is unsubstantiated...my counterclaim may include the following:
1. A conditional acceptance of the claim/charge upon proof of the claim they are bringing. 2. An administrative fee for having to respond & clarify that they have not made an error. 3. A further administrative fee for having to point out the errors & false presumptions they have made when presenting the claim. 4. A hefty administration fee for having to clean up the shitstain of bringing a false claim against my good character.
They used the word 'you', not me :D
After all, I'm an honourable & honest man & take these allegations VERY seriously & an unsubstantiated claim would be an attempt to cause me harm.
Harm for which I mean to seek remedy...on my terms, privately.
The end result is either a lien or a check/cheque into an account that I nominate...not me, me doesn't have an account, so me may nominate the account of another person. (credit to Pete Daoust for the 'me' references :D )
I think I'm learning to be a very good administrator & collect a fee for clearing up administrative errors :D
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 195
