So far, in Pete's Law Dictionary, first edition :P
Pete’s Law Dictionary
First Edition —
Debt:
Definition:
A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.
Fucktard: noun.,
Definition:
Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.
Legal:
Definition:
Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.
Man: noun.,
Definition:
A human with a penis, preferably alive.
Person.,
Definition:
A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.
Supreme Being.
Definition:
Include a Man and a Woman.
Woman.,
Definition:
A human with a vagina, preferably alive.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 153Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 153 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.