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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Nov 22, 2013 6:30 PM

Pete Daoust

So far, in Pete's Law Dictionary, first edition :P

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

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